Add this to your next human's repertoire

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

What’s an appropriately Elvish way to say “Now listen here, you little shit.”?

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Embrace the wisdom of the immortal’s experience, you little shit.

Scratch@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

Be sure to throw “spoon-eared fuck” in there too.

Furbag@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Cast thine undivided attention upon me, whelp.

Shivirani@ttrpg.network · 3 months ago

“I’m sure you’re too immature to appreciate this, but…”

MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 3 months ago

You wouldn’t understand, spoon ear.

Klear@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

I read the comment talking about New Vegas and then I misread this one as “Elvis” and for a few seconds it made sense to me.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Some mods let you play aa a ghoul, making you just as functionally immortal as an elf, if slightly less pretty.

So yeah, making fun of immortals for only being lvl 7 works in the Fallout universe too 😁