FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoThe person who invented video advertisements with audio on gas pumps needs to be flayed alivemessage-squaremessage-square90fedilinkarrow-up1182arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1181arrow-down1message-squareThe person who invented video advertisements with audio on gas pumps needs to be flayed aliveFourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square90fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarevegeta1 [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 months agoThat truly sounds annoying. So what next? Ads on the screen of your cars while stuck in traffic?
minus-squarewaluigiblunts [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 months agoIf you count the billboards on the side of the road, then yes.
minus-squarevegeta1 [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 months agoThats not bazinga brained or invasive enough
minus-squareMilksteaks [he/him]linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoI got it billboards that have an RFID and zap ads to your cars display and crank the volume. Also a future version that ques to play on your retina when you’re done driving for people with a neural ink chip installed. That or que ads in your dreams
minus-squareMayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoIf I start getting sleep ads I will not sleep until I find the CEO fuckface who invented this and give em the Trotsky treatment
minus-squareFrank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoI’m sure someone has a patent for it. Drink verification can to put car in gear.
minus-squareBobDole [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoThere’s cars driving around with small LED billboards bolted to the top
minus-squareFourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoWe already have stupid little startup animations on car dashboards in lieu of useful information appearing at first like the odometer
minus-squarefootfaults [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoIt’s called FM radio
That truly sounds annoying. So what next? Ads on the screen of your cars while stuck in traffic?
If you count the billboards on the side of the road, then yes.
Thats not bazinga brained or invasive enough
I got it billboards that have an RFID and zap ads to your cars display and crank the volume. Also a future version that ques to play on your retina when you’re done driving for people with a neural ink chip installed. That or que ads in your dreams
If I start getting sleep ads I will not sleep until I find the CEO fuckface who invented this and give em the Trotsky treatment
I’m sure someone has a patent for it. Drink verification can to put car in gear.
There’s cars driving around with small LED billboards bolted to the top
We already have stupid little startup animations on car dashboards in lieu of useful information appearing at first like the odometer
It’s called FM radio