• aeronmelon@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    “Cap, why are you putting an 80-year fuse on that bomb?”

    “Because they’ll never suspect it!”

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      His brother was in Bhutan, and he didn’t quite understand the difference between a cold dish and a frozen one.