• SSJ3Marx [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    8 days ago

    the year is 2028

    DJT still somehow alive and President

    military is reeling from disastrous attempt to attack Iran

    economy in toilet even though stocks are up (free space)

    every non-white latino deported regardless of citizenship

    Texas tries to secede but is prevented by QAnon-aligned military officers

    Democrats decide that the best way forward is to promote national unity

    Democrats decide not to have a primary, and to endorse JD Vance for president

    “if you don’t vote for JD Vance you’re voting for fascism!”

    Vance loses Republican primary to Actual Hitler, a clone of Adolph Hitler created by a tech startup