Folks, the bourgeois, they’re no good. Everyone is saying it. All these workers— very handsome workers, we have the biggest, the best workers— they come up to me and say Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what? They’re right. These bourgeois are very nasty people— very very rude, and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value, and no one is doing anything about it! The proletariat comes up to me every day and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say, look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction— believe me. The means of production, Obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I’m seizing them. Landlords? They’re done for, folks. Everyone told me, they said Comrade Trump you won’t be the vanguard of the revolution— and they would laugh, the media laughed, the democrats laughed. Guess who’s laughing now?

It’s incredible what not sounding like you’ve thoroughly rehearsed everything you’re gonna say and having a clear ideology you pursue no matter it’s perceived popularity can do for ya