This is Democracy manifest
You read the rolling R’s.
RIP “are you waiting to receive my limp penis?” guy. He died a couple of months ago.
“are you waiting to receive my limp penis?”
Since seeing this video clip for the first time, I have spent my life since then awaiting the exact set of circumstances which will make this the line I need to deliver. Alas, it has not yet happened.
If that’s not the perfect motivation to write a screenplay and cast yourself in it, I don’t know what is!
Get real drunk and then go out and do your best to get laid—except don’t get hard and while she’s lying on the bed, watching you…there you go.
He’s now in Aussie Crook Valhalla, enjoying endless succulent Chinese meals with Ned Kelly and Chopper Read.
Get your hand off my penis!
Ah, I see you know your judo well
This would make a great movie. Let’s get that really tall guy from Jack Reacher to be the lead.
There’s a Futurama episode where they do this!
really tall guy from Jack Reacher
That’s Alan Ritchson. I think he can bench a dump truck.
Alan Richson is from Reacher. Jack Reacher is a movie that starred Tom Cruise (who was also in Minority Report)
Same character but different actors. Notably though, the joke is that Tom Cruise is pretty short.
I thought Jim from The Office did the best job playing the character.
The sexiest man of 2024?
Oh, that really tall guy.
He’s not allowed to do that anymore, after he broke the first three.
You mean Minority Report?
Thats… that’s the joke…
Well, whoosh me, then.
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Actually I’m imagining a heist movie where this guy’s makes a scene as a diversion while Tom Cruise steals some jewels or something. I’d watch that.
You couldn’t stage an arrest video that good. That man could project like a Shakespearean actor.
He actually was a stage actor who did Shakespeare, no joke.
Fuckin a. It has to be the most theatrical video recorded arrest in human history
“Are you waiting to receive my limp penis!?!”
I’m seeing the video for the first time and discovered where was the beginning of this song sampled from: https://youtu.be/q07G2_zOEWA (badklaat - judo)
Interesting find.
Crime coefficient at 178, non leatal force authorized.
Please aim carefully, and eliminate the target.
Less lethal just means more practice.
An opportunity to shoot them twice!
I hope the Agent knows his Judo well
DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS
Shoutout to The Chats for helping to finally identify(?) Mr. Democracy Manifest.
Succulent with intent to commit wificide. That’s a twelve twenty-seven. Book 'em!
Haha oh my gosh, I was just talking about this the other day. This man is a fucking legend.
… was
This is literally the plot of Psycho Pass. Highly recommend btw
I thought it was a poke at Minority Report
Don’t watch S2 thou.
its a one season show and that’s it, imo
Wasn’t this a futurerama episode?
No, it was democracy manifest.
It was, riffing on Minority Report from 2002
And that memed
britshAustralian dude bitching to the cops very loudly in a “how dare you sir!” ridiculous voice.“Get your hand off my penis!”
Which was itself riffing on The Minority Report by Phillip K. Dick from 1956 .
What is this, Person of Interest?
