I will only answer while seated
Edit: this delay brought to you by Imodium
Do you finally respect the power of Montezuma?
His range is limitless
what kind of number are we talking on the Bristol Stool Chart. six? seven?
Somewhere in there yeah
Bidet
Just open the seat and sit all the way in the water. No splashes, and you can just to a little twerk before you stand up.
the ol’ dip and rinse
Genius
I have filled my bathtub
Daily user. Life changing purchase. The away poop is now a sorrowful one
Ah, I’m home
I’m sorry you have the shits, or, glad you’re not constipated anymore I guess
Today is a new day for my
what did you eat
I’ve been away from home visiting family so my diet has been inconsistent.
You know when you know you’re about to be gone for three days, so you intentionally don’t go to the grocery store and run out of everything, and then eat random bullshit just to get you through? Like that
Typically I really enjoy being meticulous about my diet. Vegetables and water make me feel good
What a blunder
How many beanis worth?
I think the problem is the lack of
or a very mild illness of the butt variety
What brand of toilet paper
I think it’s Charmin. The roll of toilet paper was a gift from a friend. It’s hard to explain.
you got enough TP in there, bud?
I’m absolutely stocked actually
Wet or dry
It was bad
Are you currently shidding and/or farding out of your doodoo ass?
yes
