• Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.ca
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    6 days ago
    The Usenet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:
    
    > Oh great oracle,
    >
    > what do you do with a supplicant who leaves his .sig at
    > the end of his questions?
    > --
    > --
    And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
    
    } WHAT R U TALK1N' ABOUT MAN?  SIGZ ROOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    }
    } LATER MAN.
    }
    } BIFF.
    }
    } --
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    }         BBBBBBBBBBBBB         III          FFFFFFFFF   FFFFFFFFF
    }          BBBBBBBBBBBBBB       III         FFFFFFFFF   FFFFFFFFF
    }           BBB        BBB      III        FFF         FFF
    }            BBB        BBB     III       FFF         FFF
    }             BBB        BBB    III      FFF         FFF
    }              BBBBBBBBBBBBB IIIIIIIII  FFF         FFF
    } BIFF@BIT.NET  BBBBBBBBBBBB IIIIIIIII FFF         FFF  BIFF@PSUVM.PSU.EDU
    } BIFF@BIFFVM.BIT.NET                                 BIFF+@ANDREW.CMU.EDU
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    }            B1FF@B1FFNET.FIDONET.ORG  B1FF@WELL.SF.CA.US
    }              B1FF@ATHENA.MIT.EDU  B1FF@CYBER.SELL.COM
    }                             BIFF@MSN.COM
    }
    }   MY SIG         /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\          WAITING
    }  CAN BEAT        !@@@@@@NUKULAR@@@@@@@@!                 4
    }   UP YOUR       -------------------------            ARMAGEDIN
    }    SIG           !@@@@@@@@BIFF@@@@@@@@@!          IT"LL B
    }    !!!           \--------!   !--------/            AWESOME!!!!
    }                           !   !
    }                         ---------         THIS SPACE 4 RENT CALL BIFF
    }      /\\\                 !   !               HA HA FOOLED YOU!!!
    }       |||                /     \
    }       /-\
    }  /----/-\------------------------------------------------------------\
    } | BIFF|@|AOL.DELPHI.PRODIGY.COMPU$ERVE.NETCOM.WORLD.MSN.B1FF.EDU DUDE!>
    }  \----\-/------------------------------------------------------------/
    }       \-/
    }       |-|     BANG THE FALSE METAL HEAD THAT DUZZN"T DRINK BEER!!!
    }      \///          HOT METAL TUBS RULE IN A MAJOR WAY DUDEZ!!!
    }
    }   __________      __________       ___________     ___________        __
    }  /         /\    /         /|     /          /|   /          /|      / /
    } /         /  \  /         //     /          //   /          //      / /|
    } **********   /  **********/      ***********/    ***********/       ** |
    } **  |____** /       **           **  |______     **  |______        ** |
    } ** /      **        **           **  /     /|    **  /     /|       ** |
    } **/      **/ \      **           ** /     //     ** /     //        ** |
    } **********/  /      **           *********/      *********/         ** /
    } **  |____** //    __**______     **  |           **  |              **/
    } ** /      **/    /  **     /|    **  |           **  |              / /|
    } **/      **/    /   **    //     ** /            ** /               ** /
    } **********/     **********/      **/             **/                **/
    }
    } BIFF@BIT.NET BIFF@PSUVM.PSU.EDU BIFF@BIFFVM.BIT.NET BIFF+@ANDREW.CMU.EDU
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    }          B1FF@NETCOM.COM  B1FF@WORLD.STD.COM  B1FF@MCS.COM
    }            B1FF@B1FFNET.FIDONET.ORG  B1FF@WELL.SF.CA.US
    }              B1FF@ATHENA.MIT.EDU  B1FF@CYBER.SELL.COM
    }                           BIFF@MSN.COM
    }
    }                     K0M1NG S00N T0 THEATREZ NEER U!!!!!!
    }      _______ _______*_______ _______   _______  _______   _______ __  __
    }  +. /____  //______//______//______/  /______/ /____  /  /______//_/ /_/
    } `  _____/ /   __    _____ . _____   ,   __    _____/ /  ______  ____
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    }  / /__/ | __/ /__ / / . , / /   ,  .  / /   / / \ \   /  /___ / /\ \
    } /______/ /______//_/ * + /_/   *, ` ,/_/   /_/   \_\ /______//_/  \_\
    }
    }              FEETUR1NG THE GRATE B1FF1NSK1 AS C4PTA1N B1FF!!!!!!
    }
    }                    B1FF 4RUOND TH4 W3RLD!!!!!
    }                                   .
    }                               _--_|\
    }                     P3RTH--> /      \<--SIND3Y
    }                              \_.--._/
    }                                    v<---B1FFSM4NIA!!!!!!!
    }
    }                ___                          (_)
    }              _/XXX\
    }             /XXXXXX\_ <-- MT. B1FF1NGT0N                 __
    } __    __   /X XXXX XX\     MT. K1BO (SHORT3R    _       /XX\__      ___
    }   \__/  \_/__       \ \    TH4N B1FF'Z) ----> _/X\__   /XX XXX\____/XXX\
    } \  ___   \/  \_      \ \               __   _/      \_/  _/  -   __  -
    } __/   \__/   \ \__     \\__           /  \_//  _ _ \  \     __  /  \____
    }  __    \  /     \ \_   _//_\___     _/    //           \___/  \/     __/
    } /_______\________\__\_/________\_ _/_____/_____________/_______\____/___
    }                                    /|\
    }                                   / | \       _____ _____
    }                                  /  |  \      \    V    /
    }     THE RO4D T0 B1FFN3SS!!!!    /   |   \      | R00T  |
    }                                /    |    \     |  666  |     +---------+
    }     ALL MUST TR4V3L 1T        /     |     \    \___ ___/     | B1FF    |
    }                              /      |      \       V         | R00LZ!! |
    }     SUMD4Y!!!!!!!!          /       |       \      |       o +---------+
    }                            /        |        \     |      o
    }                           /         |         \    |   |\__/|  .~    ~.
    }                          /          |          \   |   /o=o'`./      .'
    }                         /           |              |  {o__,   \    {
    }                        /            |                   / .  . )    \
    }                       /             |                   `-` '-' \    }
    }                                     |                  .(   _(   )_.'
    }                                     |                 '---.~_ _ _|