God, we need a new word for narcissism…

I agree with the sentiment, but totally makes those with clinical NPD seem tame when they are most certainly not.

hey now let’s not go too far… they should be taxed at the level any other business is taxed at, and their philianthropic endeavours should receive the same tax breaks as any other business too… if they’re entirely charitable (their existence is not by and of itself charitable) then they’re entirely charitable

Hrm, that’s true. Maybe we could just auction off all the churches to raise funds to house all the homeless people.

I was hoping to see this comment. That book is great, as are most of Christopher Moore’s books.

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>
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People who say “facts, not feelings!” are usually living in denial about their own feelings and how they influence their own behaviour.

“Why are they treating me like this, when they’re supposed to love me?”

That dissonance has been fucking up America for a long time.

“Love thy neighbor as thyself.”

“Above all, clothe yourselves with love, which binds us all together in perfect harmony.”

Shit is dead simple.

Yeah sorry, didn’t proofread well. Fixing thanks.

pointing to something as preposterous as the bible will never be a “gotcha”