Accepting pleas from other comments here, Canada could get away with about this. And if they have the whole Pacific border, I’ll also throw in Hawaii for free.
Get Virginia too!
Fuck that bougie ass state. Entirely occupied by weapons contractors. Leave them in New Honkia
I think they’d maybe rather be independent?
We should give Texas to Mexico just to spite them
Listen.
MD will take Pennsylvania and bring it into new Canadania as long as we can bring West Virginia with us too.
They’re dumb but they’re our dumbs.
Trump: Fine, they can have California for all I care.
Advisors: Sir, if California were its own country it would be the world’s 6th largest economy.
Trump: How about if we just send all the Mexicans there with some beautiful rakes?
They are already here. Who the fuck you think does the farming?
5th largest
Wonderful news, everyone!
Solving the problem is dissolving all borders so the working class isn’t divided into easily managed nation states.
Can someone ask r/askconservatives how they feel about this plan?
Hell yeah! Minnesota is in.
Give Texas, Arizona and new Mexico to Mexico, and push all the white trash to Florida.
Maine is basically Canada anyway
WI and MI want in on that, for sure
Well, MI at least
Milwaukee and Madison at least…
MI voted for the orange bad man so… no…
I’d love this to happen just so the USA can steamroll Canada into their backyard.
Poor Colorado
On behalf of California, we accept this proposal, and we accept Canada as our new federal government.
I also propose we officially refer to the remainder of the US as “Dumbfuckistan”.
Ah, the united states of poor america.
Hey don’t leave New Mexico out, we’re cool!
The question is, would Canada want that? I get the feeling that most of us living north of the border just want to be left alone and we would send you all the thoughts and prayers we could spare and wish you all the best so long as you let us be.
Almost nobody would want this. Canada has the same size population as California and it already feels full lol
Yes, they absolutely want it - minus the dumb fuck part of Canada (is that Alberta?) - west coast and north east USA are highly educated, powerhouses in industry, and basically pay for the welfare queen red states. It’s so fucking crazy how the east coast and west coast are held hostage by all that land in the red states
OK, Alberta becomes part of America.
California alone would double your GDP…
Absolutely not
We hate Americans
Not true, we hate parts of America. I see nothing wrong with the image. Those states are ones I actually like to visit. Hell in the beforetiimes there was never really a border between Vermont and Quebec. Whole towns were split between the borders, and people could walk across the border for a pizza across the street.
Seriously, why isn’t the Canadian government offering US states to join them? It would be the perfect response to Trumps bullshit.
You want Canada to submit to the US? Hey Oregon, California, and the others, wanna join us instead?
If California leaves the US it would fucking bankrupt the US.
Because Canadians don’t want it so they wouldn’t be representing our best interests
Washington State: “Come on! We’re right there. Are we a joke to you and just here for you to shop?”
America has already proven it’s willing to go to war to keep territory, Canada doesn’t want that fight.
We’ve defended ourselves twice from the USA before.
Things were a little different back then
We’ll just put up free guns signs pointing away all the way between our border and the Whitehouse and the path will be clear to burn it down again.
Only if there’s oil involved
I don’t think it’s a serious comment. It’s a joke to be shot back at Trump since he made comments about taking Canada
