Neighborhood cats shit right in the middle of my lawn. It stinks and the robot lawn mover makes it even worse.

I do NOT like cats, and this is not helping.

What works to keep them from shitting on my lawn?


The votes have spoken. Some people are cat lovers; thanks for the great advice from the rest of you! I will not go out of my way to accommodate other people’s pets that aren’t welcome on my property. My first weapon of choice will be chili because it’s simple and cheap. Other ideas have been noted.

  • Spacemanspliff
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    1 year ago

    Kill enough of them and they’ll stop getting new ones.

    • ougi@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      So have you moved on from killing animals to people yet, or is that still a few weeks down the line?

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        1 year ago

        Can’t kill the nuisance invasive species cause it’s to cute. Fuck all the local natural wild life it’s killing though, birds are dumb.

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          You must have real anger issues to be this into killing cats. Or you’re a little kid trying to seem edgy on the ‘net. Which is it?

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            1 year ago

            Really not that into killing cats man, am into helping to environment though, and sometimes that requires culling invasive species. Why are you okay with an invasive species killing the local wildlife?

            • ougi@lemmy.world
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              1 year ago

              Why do you make costumes out of your neighbors cats you sick fucking freak?

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                1 year ago

                They keep me warm at night, plus the meat makes good stews.

                Die mad about it. We’re done.

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      Don’t kill it. Just rehome it or relocate it to the wilderness far away where it can live in nature like the ‘owners’ want anyways

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          It’s actually worse then that, they’ll take it and dump it in a field somewhere to destroy the ecosystem there by introducing an invasive species.