Senator Dianne Feinstein's career was filled with firsts, including first woman mayor of San Francisco and one of two of the first women elected to the U.S. Senate from California.
I think Moscow Mitch took that title - he passed a couple years ago, but they’ve just been propping his corpse up like a puppet and using a ventriloquist to deliver speeches.
Nah, that old bitch is gonna live forever. Nothing keeps old people alive quite as well as hate and spite. Our only hope is for him to stroke out so hard he gets locked in body syndrome.
I think Moscow Mitch took that title - he passed a couple years ago, but they’ve just been propping his corpse up like a puppet and using a ventriloquist to deliver speeches.
He’s not having a stroke the wifi disconnected
[Pinwheel intensifies.]
Someone’s gotta do a wellness check on the ventriloquist then, looks like even they’re stroking out now
Mitch McConnell’s ventriloquist is the ghost of Strom Thurmond.
In other words, some poor soul has their fist up his ass?
His name is “Vladimir Putin” - this is actually his fetish.
Nah, that old bitch is gonna live forever. Nothing keeps old people alive quite as well as hate and spite. Our only hope is for him to stroke out so hard he gets locked in body syndrome.