case_when@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoYou can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?message-squaremessage-square342fedilinkarrow-up1273arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1262arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any B-tier superpower you like. What do you choose?case_when@feddit.uk to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square342fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSigmatanklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·1 year agoFree refill man. Just point my finger and any beverage is refilled.
minus-squaremosiacmango@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up38·1 year agoSounds more like “solves water crisis man” to me. Point your finger at the colorado river and we are all set. Your nemesis is Nestle. They want to put you in a locked room in the desert and pump sports drink out of you.
minus-squarecdrwil@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 year agoI’d like to think that they could break out of Nestle jail by pointing at all the guards stomachs and giving them otherworldly acid reflux.
minus-squareJokeDeity@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoThey all just start projectile vomiting an endless stream. Brutal.
minus-squareSigmatanklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoAh, see I assume some sort of anime rules apply to the power and the larger the vessel the more it would sap my energy. I guess I would still need to worry about being kidnapped by nestle and being hooked up to a feeding tube and gives to use my powers anyway…
minus-squareJWBananas@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoLike this? https://imgur.io/KxNvSi6
minus-squareSickPanda@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 year agoplease refill my bankaccount
minus-squareThisfox@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoYeah I know this one, complete with the classic “if someone is annoying and won’t leave you alone just refill their bladder”.
Free refill man. Just point my finger and any beverage is refilled.
Sounds more like “solves water crisis man” to me. Point your finger at the colorado river and we are all set.
Your nemesis is Nestle. They want to put you in a locked room in the desert and pump sports drink out of you.
I’d like to think that they could break out of Nestle jail by pointing at all the guards stomachs and giving them otherworldly acid reflux.
They all just start projectile vomiting an endless stream. Brutal.
Ah, see I assume some sort of anime rules apply to the power and the larger the vessel the more it would sap my energy.
I guess I would still need to worry about being kidnapped by nestle and being hooked up to a feeding tube and gives to use my powers anyway…
Like this?
https://imgur.io/KxNvSi6
please refill my bankaccount
Yeah I know this one, complete with the classic “if someone is annoying and won’t leave you alone just refill their bladder”.
That’s just pepsi man.