Cheers to my communist great grandpappy who was a station master in rural Norway and used his hidden radio to help derail a Nazi cargo train
Thank him for his service on my behalf
If he didn’t die 40 years before I was born we’d be best friends I’m sure
Cowboy shit
Me when the people I lost a war to make me pick up the mines I left everywhere:
Jesus fuck that’s what that emoji is called. I’ve been trying to recall it, as if I had imagined it in a fever dream, for the past several months.
![oooaaaaaaauhhh](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/22951af8-194b-4c32-abe2-6f93aaa4808b.gif "emoji oooaaaaaaauhhh")
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It’s a cruel joke that the emoji list doesn’t actually contain all of the emojis lmao. Welcome to Hexbear, sucks to suck.
there’s more than the ones in the list?
Imagine thinking it’s evil to make Nazis deal with the mines they themselves laid.
Like a toddler being mad they have to put their toys away when done playing.
Guy with runes in his name says what
The krauts put them there so it’s only fair they helped clean their mess
Wait, someone in the replies is addressing him as Varg?! Is this his alt
Extremely cucked behaviour of him to simp for the nazis as a Norwegian but completely expected
Norway had one of the strongest support for its nazi puppet government, along with the dutch and french, they joined SS volunteer units in high proportions. However making former occupation forces clear up landmines they put in should be like at the bottom when whining about Norway (especially as an norwegian lol).
I checked the account after reading your post earlier today and it’s literally Varg, with an account full of shilling for his dogshit racism ttrpg lmaoooo
He’s still trying to make that shit happen? Lmao
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Norway being based as fuck is history I didn’t know about
They’ve got a lot to be legitimately proud of in WW2. Another good example is their sabotage of nazi heavy-water production. That significantly set back nazi research into nuclear weapons.
If nazis don’t like stepping on mines they should git gud at clearing mines. Skill issue.
Master race can’t even master digging up mines.
Why are German Fascists terrible at mine clearing?
spoiler
They did Nazi them.
They obviously didn’t attend Mein Kamp
just wanna let you know I lost the ability to breath for a bit due to your posting
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I’m imagining a Norwegian guy sitting on the sides watching them run through the minefield, casually eating an apple, completely undisturbed when Nazis blow up mines and die or get maimed. That made up guy would be cool.
I support Made Up Guy in his endeavors.
Made Up Guy go on Hexbear
I was looking for a picture of suitable Norwegian dudes from WWII, I found this picture instead and it seems like a fitting expression.
Yeah, that exact guy sitting exactly like that while Nazis run over a minefield.
Quite a few mines in Ukraine right now, after the war what’s left of Azov should be used for this.
Make Zelensky do it too.
P sure he’ll have been executed by Nazi death squads for betraying glorious Ukraine long before the opportunity arises
Nah, he’s got a villa in Italy. He’ll go on an arms-begging tour and simply not return at some point.
TBH, people who were made to do it were mostly conscripts, actual Nazis got cushy jobs in NATO and FRG instead.
There’s a movie about this, but with Denmark instead of Norway. It’s well done, I’ve seen it.
That’s the most title ive ever read on a real thing
Sounds good though.
It’s actually not named that originally in Danish. It’s named “Under Sandet”, which means “Under The Sand”. I think this title is a little bit more poetic, and less on the nose than “Land of Mine” hahahha. Just some context, if you’re interested.
under sandet tactics
Thanks bro, means a lot. I definitely need don’t have a picture of my Norwegian ancestor actually shaking hands with hitler
i am no longer advocating for fascists to get the wall
this is way better
In terms of nordic countries actions during WW2, Norway’s probably the least “evil”
Eeeh, lots of Norwegians volunteered in the Hirden, or local chapters of the SS and went to fight on the East front.
The holocaust collaborators in the police force kept their positions and some of them kept working through the 60s or 70s.
Lots of Jewish people and communist sympathizers were killed or enslaved. For example, lots of roads that are still used today were built by slaves from the death camps.
And if anyone’s wondering why the norwegian Jewish death tolls were relatively small, it’s because Norway didn’t have a lot of Jewish people in the first place, as Jewish people had been forbidden to live in Norway since the 1800s.
Norway is a bloodsoaked imperialist country and a bootlicking vassal of the American empire.
It is the sixth largest producer of weapons for the imperialist powers and is guilty of participating in the monstrous bombings of middle Eastern civilians in the service of Yankee interests.
Do not give us credit. We are bastards like everyone else.
Least fascist nordic social democracy
At least Iceland is too small and insignificant to have any real sway. Id say they’re better for that reason
It’s barely a social democracy. The Labour party sold out the country to NATO and Norway has had mostly right wing parties in charge for over a decade.
Social services are being cut and privatised like it was going out of style and the energy corporations are currently destroying indigenous Sami lands to build dubious wind mill projects.
From what I understand, the energy companies take the path of least resistance, which means that they also plow through indigenous lands “over there”, when they feel there’s a greater chance of getting away with it “over there” compared to local indigenous lands.
Seriously, I haven’t met a single Norwegian who knew about Pilmaiken before I mentioned it to thon! I myself wasn’t aware of Pilmaiken until I got a message about it from a friend from Occupied Palestine, who themself heard it from an indigenous Tumblr blog based in the United Occupation Zones of America!
Yeah I was just now looking for photos of Norwegian soldiers, and found a decent number of photos of Norwegian SS volunteers instead…
Jeg vil lære mer…
And if anyone’s wondering why the norwegian Jewish death tolls were relatively small, it’s because Norway didn’t have a lot of Jewish people in the first place, as Jewish people had been forbidden to live in Norway since the 1800s.
Dang, and here I had lived under the impression that the Nordic countries were relatively less awful places for Jews compared to the rest of Europe. One of the things I remember reading about the two synagogues in Finland was that they were able to be built in prominent locations whereas in other countries they were often hidden out of view.
Then again, neither of them is very old and Finland’s small Jewish community mostly moved here during the time it was part of the Russian empire as traders and merchants which is similar to how Finland’s small Tatar Muslim population also arrived.