It’s like watching a clown show. Maybe he should watch more porn and grow up.

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    I mean when I read “monitoring each other’s porn intake” I assumed it meant “monitoring how much porn each other watches”. And considering who it was, I assumed that was for the sake of making sure that they didn’t watch any porn. I did not at any point think that they were sharing porn links with each other, because that’s generally not what monitoring someone’s intake means.

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      I assumed it meant they each keep tabs to make sure the other gets just enough porn each day but not too much.

      Daaaaaaaaad you’ve exceeded your porn allowance for the day and it’s not even elevensies yet! 😠

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          I, uh… I made the same assumption, but unfortunately it wasn’t sarcastic. I imagined it being like two bros that have an alcohol problem but don’t “believe” in rehab (whatever that means), so they make a deal to check each other’s recycle bins and call each other out when they’re not keeping it under 3 a day.

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        Not necessarily, it can also involve monitoring if there IS intake in the first place.

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      “It sends a report to your accountability partner.

      Depends on what is in that report. If it shows visited links. That would also make it pandering to a minor.

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      “The doctor told me to monitor your morphine intake. Now scoot over so I can get my IV in.”