I need some holiday gift ideas (that I will probably gift to myself as well)!

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      To my brain, that sounds like what someone would call their penis while jokingly trying to get their partner to take their temperature.

      “Open up for the thermomeater babe, gotta make sure you don’t have a fever!”

      …I was referring to taking a temperature orally, but I guess they could mean rectally, too, lmao