• ZeroCool@slrpnk.net
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    6 months ago

    Salmon is delicious and I totally get why bears get so hyped when they return to rivers to spawn.

    Fuck yeah, I’m up to my furry little ears in salmon snacks y’all!” - Bears

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      6 months ago

      Bears know nothing, they haven’t even tasted it in the ultimate form, graved. Smoked is good too but those silly sods haven’t done that either. Pfft.

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        6 months ago

        What’s worse, there is a decent chance at least one bear has, but there was no way for him to convince any other bear. All the right circumstances had to line up perfectly for that random campsite he ate at to have that specific meal be interrupted. And bear language doesn’t have the nuance to convey just how much better it was than raw.

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    5 months ago

    Image Transcription: Mastodon Post


    Sean Kelly, @nutjob4life@fosstodon.org

    ME: We have a color named after you

    SALMON: Really? Is it silvery-blue like my scales?

    ME: No, uh …

    SALMON: Wait why is it pink?

    ME: …

    SALMON: WHY IS IT PINK?!?

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    5 months ago

    So, don’t people generally know that Salmon is pink in color? Well, pinkish-orange anyway. My question is - what happens if you’re a girl and…you don’t LIKE THE COLOR PINK!! (Sorry I’ll give you a moment to recover from having your mind blown). I’m male and I hate the color pink but not because it’s the color of every toy ever made for girls - it’s just a color that makes me think of Pepto Bismal. I don’t see the attraction.