What’s worse, there is a decent chance at least one bear has, but there was no way for him to convince any other bear. All the right circumstances had to line up perfectly for that random campsite he ate at to have that specific meal be interrupted. And bear language doesn’t have the nuance to convey just how much better it was than raw.
Salmon is delicious and I totally get why bears get so hyped when they return to rivers to spawn.
“Fuck yeah, I’m up to my furry little ears in salmon snacks y’all!” - Bears
Bears know nothing, they haven’t even tasted it in the ultimate form, graved. Smoked is good too but those silly sods haven’t done that either. Pfft.
What’s worse, there is a decent chance at least one bear has, but there was no way for him to convince any other bear. All the right circumstances had to line up perfectly for that random campsite he ate at to have that specific meal be interrupted. And bear language doesn’t have the nuance to convey just how much better it was than raw.