Consider:
-holders of advanced degrees and credentials (gatekeeping)
-assigns labour (literally called worksheets!) to pupils (proles)
-gives out sanctions, extra work, and bad reviews to punish bad work behaviour
-literally trained in discipline
-sharing of knowledge is forbidden, calls it cheating
-insists that you not work directly with your best friend, assigns you pairwork with a gender you’re not yet comfortable with
-according to most media, teachers are the most liberal profession
-creates quarterly performance reports for workers, stressing constant need to improvement (report cards)
-have direct access to whiteboard markers and notebooks, the means of instruction!
If any of you try to take this seriously and make a struggle session I will personally come to your house and make you eat a bar of soap like you’re 7 years old and said a bad word.
I am once again begging for hexbear users to learn that bourgeois is not just a synonym for bad.
Okay but what if I find it funny
You need to write “bourgeois are the owners of capital and the means of production” in your notebook 20 times. Also I need to call your mum.
Appeal to authority fallacy. Wow.
spoiler
/s
(Whispering) …Are women bourgois?
I['m pretty sure I] know this is a joke, however
No. Teachers do not make their living by owning capital, and thus are not bourgeois.
No.
Next question.
They were when they gave me homework
The intended purpose of public schooling is to prepare children for a job ie sell their labor to a capitalist. It’s not some sort of secret; every public school will tell you this. Public grade school is designed to simulate working at a job. Public school teachers simulate the management of a job.
School teachers are not bourgeois.
Yes, the bourgeoisie are bad. Ergo ex factorio, all bad things are bourgeoisie.
QED
“Is wearing underwear bourgeois?”
bad posting
Absolutely not
No. Read theory.
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Read Pedagogy of the Oppressed
are women bourgeoisie?