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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

How many cats did Data kill?

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How many cats did Data kill?

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldM
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    I liked the extra fuzzy one from “In Theory”

    There were apparently 6 cats and one lizard.

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      I hope he was getting those cats out of the replicator. He wasn’t even consistently getting the same gender.

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        Computer, cat, orange, alive.

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          The first time he forgot to specify alive, that was a horror

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              He wasn’t sad, but boy was it a time consuming mess.

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                  Why not just teleport the mess somewhere else?

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            Computer, cat, orange, hot.

            Oh dear.

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              And that’s how Data found out he was a furry.

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        He’d just ask O’Brien to take one out of the pattern buffer.

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              We know they do actually take animals from planets to study them, so it honestly wouldn’t be surprising if they just stored patterns of alien creatures. O’Brien is playing intergalactic Pokemon

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                The transporter doesn’t have the storage space for that except in special circumstances when the plot depends on it.

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                  And let’s not forget that the Holodeck on the Enterprise D cannot create highly realistic characters which display sentience without super cybernetic alien enhancements except when it can.

                  (I love Moriarty, but the idea that the ship’s computer could create a sentient life form on the Holodeck because Geordi misspoke is ludicrous.)

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            Gotta catch em all.

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      And they were all the stupidest actors Brent Spiner had ever worked with:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pEiLpxzuCY

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      So one cat with 3 more lives left.

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    Spot is a Founder.

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    Replicated to test the Schrodinger compensators.

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    Sure maybe Data went through a few Spots, but also maybe Spot got his/her atoms rearranged by any one of the dozens of space/time anomalies or capricious demigods the Enterprise encountered over the years.

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      Ever since the 22nd century, vanilla cats were going out of fashion, to be replaced by chameleon cats.

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    Isn’t that just the same cat, but older?

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