Jesus@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 4 months agoIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?message-squaremessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1168arrow-down16
arrow-up1162arrow-down1message-squareIf hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time?Jesus@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 4 months agomessage-square53fedilink
minus-squareKyrgizion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·4 months agoBasically blood pressure keeps most things out, and you probably wouldn’t purposely rub a meaty turd in an open wound regardless. I hope.
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·4 months agoWhat about a vegan turd? Heard everything vegan is healthier.
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agoYup. Oreos are vegan so it’s totally fine to eat an entire package for dinner! (I had a vegan friend who did this one time, and we were all joking about it being healthy because it’s vegan.)
minus-squareOmega_Haxors@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-24 months agoVegens don’t shit, they absorb 100% of the nutrients and produce zero waste products. They’re basically plant people.
minus-squareGhostalmedia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-24 months agoGot it. Hypertension is good if you have hemorrhoids.
Basically blood pressure keeps most things out, and you probably wouldn’t purposely rub a meaty turd in an open wound regardless. I hope.
What about a vegan turd? Heard everything vegan is healthier.
Yup. Oreos are vegan so it’s totally fine to eat an entire package for dinner! (I had a vegan friend who did this one time, and we were all joking about it being healthy because it’s vegan.)
Vegens don’t shit, they absorb 100% of the nutrients and produce zero waste products. They’re basically plant people.
Got it. Hypertension is good if you have hemorrhoids.