• Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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    can’t really actually secede up here unless we get industrialized and developed enough to either produce the food we need to sustain ourselves or process our raw resources into commodities for sale, or else we’re gonna either have an immediate famine or be turned into a resource colony that’ll get absolutely pillaged by finance capital. Of course the third option is to secede then swear fealty to another country which would be interesting as long as it isn’t canada

    • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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      The lathe is having a weird one.

      BREAKING NEWS: ALASKA HAS SECEDED FROM THE UNITED STATES “Local authorities are a pledging a union with the country of Nepal. They say say ‘For too long have we suffered under the American yoke, and for too long has Nepal been a land-locked nation. We figured we’d solve two birds with one stone.’ Canada is more than a little offended but courteously accepting of its new Nepalese neighbor.”

      • Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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        And have the people upstream of the Colorado River pour in vats of VX to own the commiefornians? Joking on that last bit, but the reliance on the Colorado River isn’t.

        Cali nerds need to get their water situation under control if they really want to set themselves on the path to autarky

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              Replace them with solar farms and soil remediation fields. Nothing of value will be lost destroying those two monuments to settler-colonial hubris.

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                  Gotta get all the toxins out of the soil we put there somehow. Hemp works well at remediating and it’ll grow well enough, considering you’re not really worrying about the crop being desirable.

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                    that’s really neat actually. I have a vague interest, mainly watching a few scant videos every once in a while, in ecological restoration work and bio-rediversification, so hearing this kind of stuff’s gives me the sort of positive brain tinglies.

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                    What do you do with the resulting toxic hemp though? It’s just a repackaged heavy metal that’s going to get composted back into the dirt at some point.

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          Yes. That shit is fucked up. Mind you, if California operated desalinization plants and shut down all golf courses and fake-ass suburban lawns, it would be more viable.

          I should also add that as a Midwesterner, I am prepared to fight Californians to the death in the Water Wars. They can take Minnesota over my cold, dead body.

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            Minnesota will from henceforth be “Northern California”. We will drain lake Superior for our lawns and carwashes.