Mine is plain/lightly salted Doritos/tortilla chips dipped/scraped in unsalted butter.

I’m now wondering whether this is a little too specific of a question and I just really needed somewhere to get this off my chest…

  • dmention7@lemm.eeEnglish
    41·
    9 months ago

    There are two types of people in the world: People who pick their nose, and liars.

    Seriously though, slowly pulling out one of those boogers that tickles your brain is a unique joy.

    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
      49·
      9 months ago

      I once had a bloody nose while walking, I was about a half hour away from home. Since I don’t carry tissues, I did what made the most sense and just held my thumb over my nostril. Once I got home I grabbed a tissue and took my thumb away while leaning over the bathroom sink. Nothing came out, but my nose was plugged. I twisted the tissue and inserted it, removing it pulled out a 3 inch long bloodclot cast of the inside of my sinus that fell onto the palm of my weak hand. It was like a slug made of blood. The feeling of it slithering from my face was what I imagine to be the closest approximation of what the loving embrace of a benevolent god feels like while cumming. It was a transcendental natural high that no experience has come close to.

      • 56!@lemmy.ml
        7·
        9 months ago

        Oh my goodness. And when it comes out the nose is completely clear and blood free. Sometimes I miss having nosebleeds.

        • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
          2·
          9 months ago

          I don’t miss them. I had plenty growing up and I am glad that I am healthy enough to not have nosebleeds regularly now. You aren’t wrong though, the breathing after pulling out the tissue was refreshing.