Ugh if only there was some kind of Department of like….Justice…or something that could put highly treasonous criminals in prison for the rest of their miserable fucking lives
Idk, sorry guys, I know that’s far fetched.
TLDR: trump shared classified info about US and Russian submarines with Australian recycling billionaire Anthony Pratt, Pratt shared that info with at least 45 other people. This was all apparently a regurgitation of a CNN interview with someone who worked at mar a lago for ~20 years and was involved in the classified documents case
I thought we already knew this months ago.
We totally did. NewRepublic apparently did not?
Hey Ed, I have a story about national security. What should we do about the headline?
Clickbait.
You sure, Ed?
Positive.
You’ll never believe which US agents are about to be assassinated by dictators who purchased intel from Trump!
In further news, the dictators at Boeing reached a settlement with the Whistler by blowing his brains out in a classic Russian accident. The only way it could have been better is if he had fallen out a window.
Given? Nobody. Sold? Anyone willing to kiss the ring with their checkbook.
Oh, that’s not true! I’m sure he’s given plenty to Putin!
