I see Eric Clapton.

I. HATE. SAUERKRAUT.

Nope.

I do. M&P Shield 9mm with self defence rounds.

What a waste of whisky.

“What the fuck, Richard!?”

Fuck Rolf!

114 days and over half of a million skipped segments.

That’s probably why they’re only pulling over people that drive in excess of 75 MPH. 75 is essentially normal speed, even in work zones.

How was the Comic Con?

“Use both your eyes.”

Tell my wife I said… Hello.

Check out the torque test channel on YouTube.

It’d be multiple Courics.

Are you expecting scientific accuracy at that abomination?

I love catching little details like that, too.

Ricky : [to Randy]  Listen man, if you go down to the store and pick me up some “ja-lap-ano” chips and $2 worth of pepperoni, I’ll hang out with you for a bit.

Randy : Does anyone else want anything while I’m down there?

Julian : [pronouncing Jalapeño correctly]  Yeah, pick me up a bag of Jalapeño chips.

Ricky : Jalapeño? What flavor is that?

Julian : Ricky, the J is silent. You’re saying it wrong.

Bubbles : The J is like an H, Ricky. “Hal-a-peeno”, not “ja-lap-ano”.

Ricky : [confused]  What in the fuck are you guys talking about?

Bubbles : “Hal-a-peeno”. That’s how you pronounce it.

Ricky : I know how to pronounce it! I ordered fuckin’ ja-lap-ano!

And I Did a Thing is like Stuff Made Here on meth?

I’m 38 and am a night owl. I work a 8-5. During holidays I drift HARD to staying up late and waking up late. I’m in the Eastern time zone and it’s 12:46 a.m. EST. FML.

It’s a bitch when I have to go back. I’ve been a night owl since high school. My mom is one. Everyone I associated with in high school was one. In HS I worked a pizza job and regularly closed the store late at night and stuck around to shoot the shit.

songmeanings.net

Be warned that it was more active years ago.

One of us. One of us.