It’s either something like poopissfucker69killlandords
Or just a dude called Frank
Username that only is funny to hexbears go
What is an “outdoor”?
I’ve never heard of it, but I know that we’re about to become mortal enemies if you do it.
I’m just like an Angel. My skin makes me cry.
But you do belong here
Me too bruh. I’m doing an ecology degree and it’s depressing stuff
once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains
We have the best usernames here folks
We have Flakes Bongler, we have Dirt_Owl, we have CorgiOnALaptop
Beautiful names, wonderful names
Another great example right here
frail and forgotten 4th son of big boss who works in data management checking in : /
based MGS
I do a lot of geometry I thought it was funny
It’s great because it makes me think of Engles being a cutie
Detecting a bit of an Owl theme tho
digitigrade memers in shambles rn
I always feel so smug when the name ‘Grace’ is available.
Well, you know, grace is a tough one. I like to think I have a little grace.
First Name Squad
Four letters and a real villainous name
I’m just looking for the manager.
Here’s a bunch of subpar usernames I’m making up as I go
Elon Husk
Bon Ivermectin
Lockheed Martin Shkreli
Spydars Georg
LARPe Diem
Ping Pong Marcos
Rage Against The Bert Kreischer
Constantinipple
Cosmonaut Kramer
Malcolm seX
YuGiOhpnik
Childish WHAM!bino
A Cruel Angel’s Hunch
Pansexual’s Labyrinth
BDS Club 7
HomeFlanders
Pickle Dick Cheney
Pacific Rimjob
Pokemon Go Brandon
Mick Jager Bomb
Goon Rave
This Is Not A @dril
Hu Jin Taobao
Bolsheviks VapoRub
Benjamin Netangoogle
Large Hardon Collider
Wtaf how are you banging these out just like that
I highly doubt they’re all 100% original, browsing the internet drunk probably incepts a bunch of ideas into my head. But other tims a bunch of shit comes to me, I filter the worst ones like “Crocodile Dundeez Nuts” or “Anthony Blinkin Park”
Malcolm Sex was in a Simpsons episode. Dr Hibbert stripped under that name
That explains it
He pleased the ladies by any means necessary
It’s their Malcolm Flex
YuGiOhpnik is a fucking banger holy shit
Love Malcolm Sex, Pansexual’s Labyrinth, Pacific Rimjob, Pokémon Go Brandon, and Bolsheviks VapoRub.
II Vatican II Furious
A lot are good. Others I’ve heard before.
Honestly a big fan of Clout Atlas.
Yaoi_Gagarin
Stalins_Upper_Lip
I_Laika_You_A_Lot
HowMaoBrownCao
Lost_in_Alan’s_Woods
Posahdude
My name was supposed to be about physics, but people assume I’m a Trekkie. Now everyone thinks I’m a nerd
a username inspired by physics is nerd shit too
I would know, I’m a nerd and my username is based on physics too: electrical impedance in a coil, j*omega*L (“j” is used in place of “i” in EE, since “i” often denotes current)
You don’t have to hide, brother.
mine is a joke that someone made on r/GamingCircleJerk
you can play as nonbinary in Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War and a joke was made about your character going to Reagan’s office and he asks you your pronouns and you answer “Sir, The gender is opsec.”
i have performative depression and a bad tummy
Do you have a list of known Communist Party members currently working for the US State Department?
it’s a reference to this novelist not joe, afaik
Ohhhh, thank you
Once there were brook trout in the streams in the mountains. You could see them standing in the amber current where the white edges of their fins wimpled softly in the flow. They smelled of moss in your hand. Polished and muscular and torsional. On their backs were vermiculate patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all things were older than man and they hummed of mystery.
Amber.
:negative:
holy shit i hadn’t read The Road since high school and completely forgot that this was a passage in it (or anything about the novel more than generalities really), maybe i should get back into cormac b/c completely devoid of context this brought me close to tears (i may also already be in a state tonight for that). i started a reread of blood meridian not too long ago but v quickly fell off it.
EDIT by close to tears i mean actual tears but u know i still got a little toxic masculinity kicking around in there : /
We do not know how many days passed. The villagers assumed that the man had been shot. Many claimed to have seen his corpse. But finally a visitor came. He was a man from the restaurant. The guard introduced him as assistant manager Marty. Marty spoke to the prisoner with friendly words. Of a terrible misunderstanding. Of regret. For the taco. For his experience at the restaurant. That perhaps some reckoning could be made. Some settling of accounts. Perhaps a ten dollar gift certificate.
i wimpled softly in your mom’s flow
we all have usernames don’t we folks? big, beautiful usernames! and the liberals, they can’t believe it. “you’re all bots” they say. shameful. shameful.