All Rudy had to do was sit back and not involve himself with Trump.
He could be sitting in a fancy Manhattan condo drinking expensive scotch and drunk dialling his cousin but he had to throw it all away.
He could be sitting in a fancy Manhattan condo drinking expensive scotch and drunk dialling his
cousinex-wives but he had to throw it all away.FTFY
Has he married multiple cousins?
Holy shit - I totally missed that his first wife was his second cousin 😨
Now I have to apologize for stepping on your joke
Sorry 🫣
As far as I know she’s still his cousin.
You didn’t step on it; you assisted his layup.
Yes.
What a fucking degenerate.
To be completely transparent, I replied “yes” as a joke. I don’t know if all his exes are cousins. I do know that at least one is, though.
Fucker grabbed that tail, and once he had a hold, he couldn’t let go lest he be eaten.
I hate the comparison; Trump’s as much a tiger as I am a blancmange. But his base are like pirhanna, and there’s no apt metaphor involving dumb, swarming fish.
I dunno. I wouldn’t want to get bitten by a Hump headed parrot fish
Put me down as preferring to no be bitten by anything.
That’s one unattractive fish.
Giuliani got lucky when a reporter named Jimmy Breslin broke a the story on a big scandal involing a local Democratic bigwig. That was what lead him to winning the New York City Mayor’s race. As Mayor he was famous for bullying civil servants and arresting the homeless.
Yup, 100% a piece of shit. That black stuff running down his empty skull a few years back? Haha shoe polish!!.. No friend, that was what simulates a brain in his decrepit shitbag body, leaking.
Cut his stipend back to 700/month and see how quickly he shapes the fuck up.
Uh… start collecting?
At what point does the court assign someone to have power of attorney to carry out the court-ordered steps toward restitution? Is such a thing possible? I have to think that it is.
Is he still missing?
Nope. They served him his indictment papers at his eightieth birthday party as convicted criminal Steve Bannon watched.
You forgot to add the part where Rudy Colludy was taunting AZ about process evasion on Xitter literally hours before getting served.
God, I hope you’re not joking. I can’t tell; that could be an Onion title.
The “four seasons” gaffe is still the height of Giuliani’s comedy career, but this is up there.
Can confirm. They legally crashed his birthday party.
That whole group of trash must feel like they’re the coolest kids on the block.
