linucs@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 6 months agoWhat did you buy that improved your life?message-squaremessage-square196fedilinkarrow-up1104arrow-down15
arrow-up199arrow-down1message-squareWhat did you buy that improved your life?linucs@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 6 months agomessage-square196fedilink
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-26 months ago…up until now, I actually thought that we were friends. I guess all those deep meaningful convos we had whilst playing Burnout2 and drinking diet Dr Pepper meant nothing to you…
minus-squareEveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 months agoIt’s not you; it’s me. We’ve just…drifted apart! turns around, crying
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoyou just burnout2’d a hole on my chest!
minus-squareEveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoI’m sorry. We’ve both said some N0Sty things lately…
minus-squareEveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months ago(Wait, where’s a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.) I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you…
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoI’m definitely not having a WHALE of a time!
minus-squareEveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoDOGONNIT it’s getting hard to think of new puns!
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 months agoGive me your MONEY right now! (seriously, hands up. Let’s see em)
…up until now, I actually thought that we were friends. I guess all those deep meaningful convos we had whilst playing Burnout2 and drinking diet Dr Pepper meant nothing to you…
It’s not you; it’s me. We’ve just…drifted apart! turns around, crying
you just burnout2’d a hole on my chest!
I’m sorry. We’ve both said some N0Sty things lately…
I can’t BEAR to hear it anymore!
(Wait, where’s a bear come in pun-wise with regards to cars? Lol.)
I imagine this tension must be exhausting to you…
I’m definitely not having a WHALE of a time!
DOGONNIT it’s getting hard to think of new puns!
Give me your MONEY right now!
(seriously, hands up. Let’s see em)