Trump Posts Fan Fiction About Biden Stealing Nomination Back From Harris
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Trump has taken his obsession with crafting falsehoods about Democratic nominee Kamala Harris to the next level, penning fan fiction about the VP.

Donald Trump has taken his obsession with crafting falsehoods about Democratic nominee Kamala Harris to the next level, penning his own fan fiction on Tuesday about the vice president.

  • worldwidewave@lemmy.world
    141·
    3 months ago

    In a rant rife with misspellings and baseless conspiracy, Trump wrote: “What are the chances that Crooked Joe Biden, the WORST President in the history of the U.S., whose Presidency was Unconstitutionally STOLEN from him by Kamabla, Barrack HUSSEIN Obama, Crazy Nancy Pelosi, Shifty Adam Schiff, Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, and others on the Lunatic Left, CRASHES the Democrat National Convention and tries to take back the Nomination.”

    The ex-president continued, “He feels that he made a historically tragic mistake by handing over the U.S. Presidency, a COUP, to the people in the World he most hates, and he wants it back, NOW!!!”

    I don’t think Trump knows what the constitution is

    • VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz
      102·
      3 months ago

      He just can’t accept that someone willingly can give up power, I think this is very close to what he felt when the 2020 election was “stolen” from him.

      And it’s funny how he can’t let Obama go from his mind, talk about living rent free…

    • snooggumsEnglish
      45·
      3 months ago

      I know Trump doesn’t know what the constitution is.

      • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.netEnglish
        33·
        3 months ago

        He swore to protect it and then violated the one law defined within it that an individual can break that has a prescribed punishment. Why we haven’t implemented the prescribed necktie outlined in the constitution I don’t know. I guess we just don’t want 100% of the people we’ve tried under that law to be white dudes? And also! What he did was 1000x worse than what John Brown did.

        • dhork@lemmy.worldEnglish
          41·
          3 months ago

          Why we haven’t implemented the prescribed necktie outlined in the constitution I don’t know.

          I do: we have at least 34 Senators and 5 SC Justices who let him do it. It’s as simple as that. If he didn’t have either group of people in his pocket, he’d be in jail right now.

        • snooggumsEnglish
          9·
          3 months ago

          Why we haven’t implemented the prescribed necktie outlined in the constitution I don’t know.

          Money buys success at the ballot box and the courts the vast majority of the time.

    • 9point6@lemmy.world
      39·
      3 months ago

      Honestly that first quote reads like a bad AI impersonating trump, it’s that unhinged.

      The second before he posted it, an SNL audience would have been in hysterics if someone did an impersonation of him and read that verbatim, as it would have come across as a comically flanderised version of the real him.

      Alas, we continue through the bottom of the barrel beneath the one we started in

            • Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works
              9·
              3 months ago

              Exactly what I was thinking. It’s a common pattern of his; he can’t ever be wrong, so when he fucks up he has to act like it was intentional.

              This one is going to be extra funny though because his cult will immediately try to imitate it, and we’ll get to see them all stumbling over trying to pronounce “Kamabla”

              • glizzard@lemmy.caEnglish
                2·
                3 months ago

                You just made me realize, maybe that’s the point.

                He generally refuses to say her name correctly, with the hard first ‘a’ instead of the flatter one. However when you use “blah”, it’s generally a flat ‘a’, and you’d almost never use that hard ‘a’ for “blah” unless you were being sarcastic. Anyways, when using “blah” like you should say her first ‘a’, he now shows he could say it right, he just refuses to.

                  • glizzard@lemmy.caEnglish
                    1·
                    3 months ago

                    Well, yes. But it linguistically triggers english readers into saying her name incorrectly. Even trying to say her name right after using “Kamablah” is difficult to a native speaker.

          • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
            3·
            3 months ago

            He’s deleted typos in the past. He had one tweet referring to “swampman bidan” that he deleted soon after and put the exact same tweet up with Biden’s name spelled correctly. But then again he left covfefe up, so who knows why his stable genius abrain makes the decisions it does.

          • scarabine@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
            2·
            3 months ago

            He’s either trying to say she talks too much or she’s boring. Either way he’s asking his base to think too much. It’s weak

    • theprogressivist @lemmy.world
      20·
      3 months ago

      The ex-president continued, “He feels that he made a historically tragic mistake by handing over the U.S. Presidency, a COUP, to the people in the World he most hates, and he wants it back, NOW!!!”

      Sure sounds a lot like something he would do himself.

    • Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world
      9·
      3 months ago

      Kamabla

      So he’s just going to once again decide that his Alzheimer’s word garbling was a purposeful thing he meant to do that’s now totally legitimate? I wonder if he decided that over some covfefe.

      • mosiacmango@lemm.ee
        2·
        3 months ago

        It might be a shot at making “kama-blah” stick, but it’s phonetically very odd with the spelling.

        • glizzard@lemmy.caEnglish
          2·
          3 months ago

          If he cared enough to say “L Y I N apostrophe” out loud, I don’t see why he’d leave off the H too.

    • barsquid@lemmy.world
      7·
      3 months ago

      It is a sort of prize ribbon to have a schoolyard nickname in the unhinged rantings of this weird and demented old man.