• FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    “What am going to do with this pallet of toilet paper I panic bought?!?” - American idiots

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        2 months ago

        Peope cleared out the local grocery store of eggs on Tuesday despite our eggs being overwhelming laid domestically. The idiotic cherry on top was that the giant packs of 60 eggs were untouched. So everyone was buying a bunch of one dozen egg packs, and just leaving the bulk stuff. So that’s how I, a single guy who lives alone, ended up with 60 eggs

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          So that’s how I, a single guy who lives alone, ended up with 60 eggs

          If the lore is accurate, after eating all of those you should be roughly as big as a barge.

          Or dead from the cholesterol. One of the two.

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              Been wilding out baking pumpkin bread, pumpkin brittle, pumpkin cheesecake, and buckeye cookies, but that’s only been 12 eggs, including my meals