• JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world
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    ‘man’ and trump shouldn’t be used together, unless it’s about trump being done by a group of men.

    Even if he did, he fucked it up, didn’t he?

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    Donald Trump has been convicted of 34 criminal Felony charges, he couldn’t get a job at that McDonalds

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      Lucky for him they aren’t nearly as stringent with the background checks if you want to be president of the country.

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    Does he have a food handler’s card?

    He’s also not wearing a hair net.

    He’s not wearing gloves. Did he wash his hands first?

    Someone should probably report that to the local health department.

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    At this point I hope this is a simulation. Some kid in the oververse is getting bored with their game of EarthRealm and they are just throwing crap at the sim until it fully tanks.

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      Why couldn’t they have just gone with the traditional 47 earthquakes, 23 asteroids, 2 tsunamis, and an alien invasion like the rest of us? At least that’s quick.

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    No, he stood in front of it and took a picture awkwardly holding a piece of equipment he had never seen in his fucking life while silently praying to himself that anybody cared enough to vote for him.

    Pathetic.

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      if he had actually worked it, he would have burned down the building. fryers are no joke and he’s clearly mentally unfit

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    Trump pretends like he’s working a real job for once in his life, is immediately called out for not doing it right.

    Ftfy.

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      Dear Feasterville Community,

      We plan to be closed on Sunday, October 20 until 4 p.m., to accommodate a visit at the request of former President Trump and his campaign.

      While we are not a political organization, we proudly open our doors to everyone and as a locally owned and operated location, this visit provides a unique opportunity to shine a light on the positive impact of smal businesses here in Feasterville. We’re equally honored to share the significance of what 1 in 8 Americans have experienced: that a job at McDonald’s is more than just a job. It’s a pathway to critical skills development and meaningful career opportunties. Having started my McDonald’s journey as a crew member in New York nearty 30 years ago. this path to economic opportunity is especially meaningful to me.

      I apologize for the inconvenience of closing our restaurant and sincerely look forward to serving you very soon.

      - Derek Giacomantonio and my team at Feasterville McDonald’s

      This franchise owner has a lot of nerve… He wants to have his cake and eat it too. Hosting Donald Trump at your location for a staged photo op based on a manufactured controversy intended to mock Kamala Harris and anyone that’s ever worked a fast food job is as blatantly political as it gets. Fuck you, Derek.

        • JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world
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          Vance: they didn’t close that donut shop for me, nor give me scripted goods and all the time I needed to facricate a lie, and that’s why I fucked it up!

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        McDonald’s

        small business

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          It’s a franchise location so the “small business” being referred to is DG Torresdale LLC not McDonalds Corp. There are plenty of things to criticize this prick for without having to resort to nitpicking an incredibly obnoxious but technically correct description of the business.

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      Yes, but he’s got 100 other issues that disqualify him from a position at McDonald’s

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    Dump: “How much are you paying me?”

    Shitty owner: “How much are you paying ME??”

    Dump: Clearly annoyed

    LOL