• DragonBallZinn [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    8 天前

    Can’t wait in 2028 where democrats insist on literally bowing in worship to both republicans and white men so as “not to alienate ordinary Americans.”

    • SSJ3Marx [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      8 天前

      the year is 2028

      DJT still somehow alive and President

      military is reeling from disastrous attempt to attack Iran

      economy in toilet even though stocks are up (free space)

      every non-white latino deported regardless of citizenship

      Texas tries to secede but is prevented by QAnon-aligned military officers

      Democrats decide that the best way forward is to promote national unity

      Democrats decide not to have a primary, and to endorse JD Vance for president

      “if you don’t vote for JD Vance you’re voting for fascism!”

      Vance loses Republican primary to Actual Hitler, a clone of Adolph Hitler created by a tech startup

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        8 天前

        It’s just like, they yell at us constantly and then they anoint someone who gets up in front of the world and says shit like this. There’s nothing we could possibly do to them that’s worse than what they do to themselves.