EPA is investigating us for air pollution (excessive farting)
C/badposting is a EPA honey pot
unrepentant
It’s the student loan department because this site is full of millennials
IRS
I fear only two is government institutions. Treasury, and the Postal Inspectors.
the Postal Inspectors
It’s this, because someone posted a link to Stealing People’s Mail by the Dead Kennedys
DOGE
They are trying to recruit us as consultants because we have the best plans to make the government more efficient, by abolishing it
This one, because it means that the confirmed paedophiles are trying to find our children
FDA preparing their crackdown on beanis posting.
It’s only the FDA if they’re already canned, dried but not processed beanis fall under the USDA’s purview.
Department of Energy because our servers are based out of the Chernoblyat exclusion zone
Unironically the DoE has some of the craziest, most violent armed guards of all gvmnt agencies, I wouldn’t want to be in their sights at all.
they’re the nuke department and stuff that gives you supercancer just by existing near it, it’s a rare case where I’m like “ok yeah I kinda get it”
I’m not saying it’s unjustified, but their guards are some of the most operator-ass motherfuckers whose rules of engagement boil down to “get near the nuke, I’ll shoot you dead 5 different ways”.
Probably keep those same dudes on after the revolution tbh
The USDA because of our excessively dirty owls.
Easy, CIA. Specifically to poach the most virulent settler-leftists and weaponize them against nascent Black formations.
bmf sitting in a CIA lab somewhere cooking up the most incomprehensibly racist propaganda the world has ever known
most virulent settler-leftists
And if it’s not them, it’s the Ted Lassoite imperial labor aristocrat and PMC anti-communist anarcho-NATOist in Deutschitland, Fr*nce, Ewland etc. of Europe
space force
spoiler
hexbear started by aliums
FEMA
OSHA because I work in sandals sometimes and they are building a case against me, I’m probably screwed.
So the FCC won’t let me be. Or let me be me, so let me see · They tried to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty without me
The BEA
Bean Enforcement Administration
The ESRB because we have underage gamers playing teen-rated games.
