I do teach English as a Foreign language, I used to teach computer programming (at a beginner level), and sometimes I daydream about teaching math according to principles from the essay A Mathematician’s Lament by Paul Lockhart, but I am unlikely to be given the leeway to try.

I would teach Shop (that was still a thing when I was in high school in the 90s). I’m really good at making practical things, and making repairs. I would love to teach the basics like how to change a tire and whatnot.

I would teach arts and crafts to grade school kids. I’m really good at that stuff (I even have a degree). And I have a good course plan worked out.

Everybody tells me I’d last about an hour tho. I am not good with stress. Grade school kids have like 3x normal energy.

Medical Biology because I’m educated in the field. Runner up would be chemistry. Or brewing, but the only university I know of that has brewing as a degree programme is Heriot watt university and I’m not interested in moving back to Edinburgh.

Well, it turns out that I’m particularly good at explaining maths, up to algebra. I’ve helped family go from bad grades to good ones via tutoring, eventually to the point that they no longer needed me to be able to get good grades on their own.

Same with english, usually. The caveat to that one being literature not always working out right because a teacher wanting specific answers rather than the students showing their comprehension and analysis. But, if I was teaching, that wouldn’t be an issue.

Sure as hell couldn’t take anyone past high school levels in either, though I could likely teach creative writing at intro levels (which really isn’t that hard at all)

The real issue is the stuff you have to do to be a teacher. It isn’t as easy as understanding the subject, or being good at conveying that subject. There’s a lot of planning involved, you’ve got tight time limits, there’s paperwork and administrative tasks. That’s not even covering the stuff for special needs students, or being able to match expectations of language and discipline.

So, while it turns out I’m a damn good tutor, I’d make a lousy teacher in a structured environment. Most of us would, even (and sometimes especially) the full on experts in a subject.

I will say though, teaching can be incredibly fun. I’m not talking the rewarding part, where you see someone getting better, or the pride in taking part in that. It’s the process itself, of taking an idea, breaking it down, and then translating it to someone else in a way that works for them. That’s not just a school subject thing, I’ve taught martial arts stuff here and there over the years, along with other things that were more piecemeal (like shading when drawing, but not necessarily other techniques). The process itself is just fun.

Groups are harder, obviously, and I’ve never liked time limits on things. If it takes an entire week to transfer the knowledge, or a month, or whatever, the important part is the learning to me. The bigger the group, the less realistic time you have per lesson, so it can end up being much harder to convey something to the point of retention the way you can do it with 1 on 1 instruction. It’s one of those things where the longer your have between lessons, the less likely you are to transfer the skill because the student forgets.

I’m still butthurt that I wasn’t able to teach in my field of work. If I had been able to, it would have added years, maybe a decade to my working life. But they don’t allow it anywhere that I’m aware of, so meh.

Real topics: Data Science, or maybe Quantitative Physiology

Topic near and dear to my heart: How to pick up a new hobby quickly and then immediately move on to the next hobby.

In high school, likely physics. I could also teach various math classes.

A real subject? CS Easy with what my Job ist, especialy the explaining it to the Client Part - and i am Not a Programer or Developer but Specialized in IT-Service and Consulting

A made-up subject? Democratic Literacy Critical Thinking, democratic Processes and the learnings from History All-Over-the-world made to improve and strengthen Democracy to the Pupils. In my opinion its the Most important Thing that Kids can be taught right now.

Communication. Because too many people suck at it

I think horticulture programmes are drastically underrepresented. It’s one of the most interdisciplinary sciences that you can use to teach pretty much anything. In studying the dialectics between organism and environment I could teach every component of those interactions from soil to sky. Plants are deeply political and a great platform for left-urbanism, socioeconomics, and historical materialism discussions. Operating a greenhouse is an education in several trades, while being able to grow a plant builds important life skills. It’s an excuse to take city kids into nature and show them why it’s worth defending.