Your parents getting divorced and you should tell your parents to get you diagnosed for autism. Especially since we used to be mute when we were younger and we were also in special ed and rode the short bus.
- you’re right about all the contradictions in the Bible
- drop everything and immediately begin learning Java and Python. if you get good enough you can skip college entirely and save years of emotional hell
- convince mom to let you quit the instruments you hate playing and do computer extracurriculars instead
- buy bitcoin sell in Nov '21 lol (or just invent it)
- learn Mandarin Chinese, not Japanese. also maybe chill w/ the weeb shit
- move to NYC as soon as you can and DO NOT LEAVE even if there’s a scary pandemic because you won’t be able to afford to move back and you’ll miss it real bad :(
- BUY AN EARTHBOUND CARTRIDGE BEFORE THEY BECOME UNOBTAINABLY EXPENSIVE 😭
Dad dies when you’re 23. Mom is mentally ill, don’t ruin yourself trying to save her. Buy bitcoin!
Thanks. I’m inventing bitcoin.
I don’t know what it is, but that doesn’t matter no one does.
You WILL actually end up with a boring, white collar job, and you can make a lot more money a hell of a lot easier if you don’t get any tattoos from the neck up.
Also, you hate them but you’re really good with computers.
Computers are fine, if people could just be convinced to stop using them it would be so much better.
literally what I will say except the tattoos part.
Be less Christian to be more Christ-Like.
Being gay is not something you’re stuck with, it’s who you are and you have every right to celebrate it.
You’re very clever. Don’t use your cleverness to manipulate or do harm.
You will find love.
ACAB
God isn’t real
Buy Bitcoin ASAP and have a prepping plan
Your family doesn’t care for you
Don’t listen to what anyone else tells you.
It will never get any better for you. Only worse and worse.
Also never, ever, fall in love. The only women that will ever express any interest at all in you are mentally unstable abusers who will hurt you in ways far worse than your family ever did.
Get your thyroid checked out. Turns out major depressive disorder can be brought on by hypothyroidism. Who knew?
You think being a Jehovah’s Witness is bad? Pro tip, move in with dad but don’t be his friend. Don’t fall for any kind of “modeling” scam he pulls on you.
Programming is really not as hard as it looks to start, just don’t start with C++ for the love of god lmao
“You are not responsible; you were loved and wanted. Don’t lower your head. Dare to speak your mind. Don’t be afraid to tell others what you go through. You are going to be a bigger person than you expect.”
You will miss your family, lose your friends, and your home will be taken from you.
Run away from home and stay gone as soon as you can. Never talk to your parents again.
You have ADHD
Admitting you are wrong is the first step towards being less wrong
You are not that smart, you are just a guy with glasses that can’t fight and makes sentences that are way too long
Be sure to be doubtful
So you love watching anti-pride protests on YT, right? Actually you love cocks too. You’re bi haha cope kiddo does fortnite dances.
