I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.

  • SickPanda@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    God doesn’t respond to prayers.

    he would reply to Op by t-posing him and spitting into his face to assert dominance.

    • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      Aren’t superpowers supposed to be a net positive, though? This sounds worse all around. Unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgement here.

      • Infynis
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        1 year ago

        I was thinking god would respond, but say things like, “Well there’s a reason they call it the ineffable plan,” or “Ugh, this is just like the time I let those humans into my garden. I’ve never heard the end of it,” while I’m trying to solve a crime or something, and I have to try to figure information from the gripes, passive aggressive comments, and opaque metaphors.