Do you all think it’ll come before or after he explains his Obamacare alternative?
Both will come after infrastructure week
Don’t forget Obama’s birth certificate
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No. Because we’d never believe it.
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Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
Only after releasing his own tax returns he promised.
Didn’t he promise to leave the Unites States if he lost the election?
Didn’t he already present one? Just it was so bad it was going to cause something like 20 million people to lose their insurance? So he couldn’t even get the republicans to vote for it?.. Went back and checked https://www.npr.org/2017/05/24/529902300/cbo-republicans-ahca-would-leave-23-million-more-uninsured yeah that did actually happen.
Well of course the GOP was not going to vote for it. 20 million losing their health insurance in one fell swoop? Gotta get those numbers up first!
Both are scheduled for right after Infrastructure Week!
“Who would have thought healthcare was so hard?” All the people who realize the ‘helpers’ need years of training and continuing education, the people who realize that medical graduates still need years of training before they’re allowed to do it on their own. I can’t believe people heard him say that and still took him seriously.
Or maybe after his proof that Obama was really born outside of America.
You would think constantly claiming that you have evidence yet never revealing it would be, by his conspiracy loving voter base, called something like “cover-up”, “working with the enemy” or, you know, “conspiring to hide the truth”. Or “being enemy plant”.
Maybe it has something to do with the psychology of uncertain rewards, where they are constantly teased with the big “win” like the election, but only occasionally get low-value wins like pissing off the libs. Like being addicted to gambling, or teased along by someone you’re interested in but they’re just manipulating you. You really want to believe you’ll win big, but in reality you’re probably fucked.
The Dems are keeping him from revealing the TRUTH! MAGA! /s
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EDIT: Sorry everyone, was just having some fun, until I remembered that no level of crazy breaks through the joke wall anymore. So, yeah, for more facts find me on Truth Social under patrioteaglefreedomlover1776_2
The best part is the implication that you weren’t the first to want that username
Missing Hunter Biden’s laptop.
I thought this was an Onion headline…
Julius Caesar promises that evidence linking Octavian to the garum shortage is coming soon.
I had to check.
The Onion is obsolete these days.
After that Israel / Palestinian piece they did? That was just straight up brilliant. They may have changed, but obsolete they are not.
It took them some time to adjust, we are starting to see more onion jokes again.
Well at least I’m gonna get to see it since now the vaccine will kill everyone who took it ‘within 10 years’ instead of 2 as it was originally predicted.
I predict that everyone who gets vaccinated will die. Coincidentally, everyone who eats food will also die.
I can guarantee I’m a better prophet than they are.
You guys got 2 years? I was given just 6 months! I can feel my DNA mutilating, so I’m expecting to pass through those pearly Gates any time now.
Me too, but my wireless signal has never been better.
pearly Gates
Subtle. I like it.
Not dead but my 5G reception is better than ever before. Can’t be a coincidence.
I’d love to see this jerkoff locked up and given zero platform to spew his horse manure. So tired of this country being held hostage to this asshole.
At one point, we’d break out the butterfly nets for crazies like this, or at least make them stand out on the corner with a sign; now one party and much of the corporate media embraces them.
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Found deep in the bowels of Hilarys emails.
Note the suspicious absence of “lock her up”.
McDonald Trump
Hero to the Stupid
McDonald Trump
I’m lovin’ it!
I am loving it is an anagram for ailing vomit.
Ba da ba ba aaaaaaaaaah!
He is either really fucking stupid, or thinks we are stupid. Could also be both. Fuck Trump.
It’s absolutely both.
He is, and his followers are, too.
or thinks enough people are stupid.
In Trump universe truth does not matter. Dog-whistling does.
He knows his base are that fucking stupid.
Sounds like developer humour… “soon”…
Half-Life 3 confirmed?
In 2 weeks!
Jr. is on a coding bender as we speak, he just needs a few more lines before it’s done.
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Just like Hunter’s laptop, right?
Maybe all the votes were stored on his laptop?!?
The votes are in the computer
Its just finishing a windows update.
Yeah has dementia or a mental issue
Why not both?
He’s not (just) demented or lying. He’s raising money.
We should start calling this what it is… grifting. He’s grifting money. For any MAGA folk out there, here’s the definition:
: to obtain (money or property) illicitly (as in a confidence game)
The Donald lost 50+ law suits for lack of evidence of any scheme or material defect in the 2020 election across the country. In fact, HE has been charged with felony counts in Georgia for alleged election tampering trying to steal the election. He is a con man and he has a grift going against his donors who still believe his lies in the face of an avalanche of evidence to the contrary. It’s really easy to milk your own cult, and if you don’t see that truth by now, you’re probably in it.
Let me guess: in two weeks?
Any day now, it’s coming! He just needs another round of donations, and totally for reals this time he’s got the goods on Biden. He’s gonna blow this whole thing wide open, just you see!
Also, I’d like to see people asking him at every single opportunity they are given: “do you also have that sooper sekrit evidence of Obama in Hawaii you were promising as king of the dumbass birthers?” And a follow-up question, “Did you have the Long Form Birth Certificate in those boxes of classified material in that bathroom in your trash palace?”
How about that amazing health plan he promised was coming in ‘two weeks’ in 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019.
Hey! It’s coming, just after Infrastructure Week.
