Personally, I think it’s like people with a foot fetish. Ok gross and weird but isnt harming anyone.
I guess I’d rather the toilet enjoy itself. As long as it doesn’t start making little happy noises while I’m trying to poop 😰
It’ll moan loudly
I will probably opt to go poop in a bucket out in the yard then
It’s even hornier. Sorry.
A horny bucket? Now that’s just silly…
If my toilet were sentient, I would get a non- sentient normal toilet. Idiot OP.
Would you keep the sentient one as a friend?
Sure. It’s not like I have many friends.
This would probably be the only option but it would still be difficult because for a start there’d have to be a period of time between discovering it was sentient and getting that new toilet and you’d still have to shit and then there’s the issue of whether the toilet can survive if removed and if it wants to or is OK with being move/removed. If not, you’d have to basically get an entire new bathroom to place a new toilet in which could be financially difficult.
You vastly overestimate my level of empathy for my talking toilet; I’d rip that bitch out in a heartbeat
Any strong feelings are undesirable.
Wouldn’t you rather bring great joy and pleasure every time you go?
I consistently shit at work, I don’t want to disappoint the guy I live with.
If they were sentient I’d put them in the living room, so they could watch TV with us.
Is it just my toilet in my house or all toilets in the world? Could I move and avoid having this problem?
Is killing my toilet an option?
If I have no other choice I guess crave…
If you could kill the toilet, would you really wanna defecate in the dead body of a sentient being?? Thats cold
If I am being honest I don’t really want to defecate in an body of a sentient being living or dead. Although I don’t know what would be worse.
True, the living one would be much warmer more likely than not
People pay for toilet warmers yknow
All toilets crave yours and nobody else’s.
Toilets do a really important job and it is one that I would not enjoy doing myself.
If it’s got a poop fetish then fuck it, I’ll host parties and take suggestions on what too feed guests!
I’d want it to love it but hate itself for how much it loves it.
It’s disturbing when I have a clever response to the title of a post and then click in to see it already typed out staring back at me.
You sick (and prompt) fuck.
Aaand that’s enough internet for today.
I don’t know what show or year even, but when I was a kid I remember some weird sci fi show or movie with people being on a sort of sentient organic space ship, and the toilets were literally this. Living things that would feast on human waste, iirc including going the extra mile of having tongues to lick the user clean.
I already spend too much time sitting on the toilet. If I got a good tonguing, I may never leave.
Tongues? Just, hear me out for a second…
I am listening with a flaired starfish…
How many pieces of flair?
The minimum amount…
Thats it, lmao
Looks even more obscure than I remembered
What did I just watch??!
Lexx?
I’d like it to the the personality of Wilma Flintstone’s vacuum. “It’s a living”
I mean I don’t wanna force my toilet to consume my poop, i’m not a capitalist!
Crapitalist*
Crave it. The other way would be cruel.
IRL I’d go somewhere else, of course, but that’s not the spirit of the question.
Hate me for it. I don’t need to hear moaning everytime I need to take a shit.
I guess the horrified screams would be motivation to hurry up
While your toilet isn’t alive to crave your waste, the microbes and such at the waste water facility that your crap goes to do in fact crave and need your waste to survive and propogate. It ain’t ice cream, but your crap always ends up as food for something.
I wish it was indifferent and defeated, like the appliances in the Flintstones.
You definitely want it to enjoy the experience, otherwise it seems too risky to sit
I’d rather be disgusted than scared
What will you do when the toilet licks its lips
