Not gay. Not straight. Forward.
🧢
Incredible photo. Why is the lighting to intense lmao
That’s what they call bisexual lighting
it’s to show they are plotting to make you bi too
It worked
Idk, this 90’s attempt at bisexual lighting just makes them look slightly menacing.
To show theyre down to clown
It was to become more intense. They’re still in their Thomas Anderson era, but already evolving toward their Nebuchadnezzar arc
Bisexuality is when you like cappuccino and cowboys
Holy shit, you can have sex with men and women? Wow.
Wait till they find out there’s more than two genders you can be attracted to.
This got me absolutely cackling, I just keep looking away and looking back and it gets funnier every time
Their marriage now is a home invention that they describe as “body-fluid monogamous.”
1995 was a simpler time for people writing magazines.
They didn’t even know about ASMR yet.
This article is too funny I can bearly handle it.
Surprisingly good as far as I got. I’m gonna read the rest later.
Is bisexuality really “not gay and not straight?”
Bisexuals pls educate the class, I assumed it’s just like the middle of the sexuality spectrum not an entirely different axis
It’s both 100% gay and 100% straight
Fully gay and fully straight, like some sort of Christological formula, lol.
You need fully trans in there for the triune sexuality
The first Tricumvirate
More like tricumpirate yargh my pegussy lmao gotem
”Not gay and not straight”
Bisexuality
Asexualitymost monosexuals think like this because of bi erasure and the idea of a gay-straight dichotomy. it’s like if you’re from a culture where “purple” was never really a color, and then when it catches on people start thinking of it more as “red-blue” than a color in its own right. also, a little more complicated than that:
think of a bilingual person who speaks both spanish and english. are they somewhere “in the middle” between spanish monolingualism and english monolingualism? no, that would be like, spanglish. bilinguals know both, leading to their own unique experiences/challenges/ways of thinking
edit: also, despite the prefix, bisexuality isn’t restricted to 2 genders
I guess I just saw the spectrum as a measure of exclusion, so I figured a bi person would be in the middle.
(My stemlord ass immediately was like “oh so it’s like codominance instead of incomplete dominance”)
“A new sexual identity emerges.”
Me: “Ooh, Asexuality?.. Definitely wasn’t hoping for Asexual representation.”
Still not old enough to be president.
The birth of Quantum Homo State Theory: until observed with a partner, the Bisexual could be either Straight or Gay. Upon observation, they become one or the other. This state may or may not invert itself should the subject acquire a new partner.
Cappuccino vs Cowboys, the war that goes in to this day
It all started when Texas Red rode up to the Starbucks drive through and couldn’t get his cappuccino made with dandelion root coffee
But he couldn’t stop the barista
So he withheld his 10 cent tip
Withheld his ten cents tiiiiiiiip
Bisexuality is not 29 years old. This is a 29 year old article reporting on something created 30 years ago with Blur’s hit single “Boys and Girls”.
Used to be you could have girls who want boys, who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they’re girls, who do girls like they’re boys, but not anymore due to woke.
Thank you to all the brave bisexuals who founded bisexuality so that I may join 11 years later.
if by “sexual energy” they mean “serial killer energy” then yea lmao what is this shoot, they look like debating $$treamers in their larval stage
