My blue civic back in 2005 was nicknamed cobalt. “You can take cobalt to pick dad up at the airport”. Something I had picked up from Gone in 60 seconds that I found cool (naming cars, not cobalt)
My car is brown.
The first time I brought it home without telling my wife the color, she was unimpressed and said that it was “shart colored”.
We immediately named it “El Sharto”, and 5 years later the name has stuck
My last car was named Alice after the “Alice in Chains” mix cd that was left in the cd changer when I bought it.
My current car isn’t named, because I think it might be cursed and I don’t want to give any more power to it.
Mine is called Fabsi Shiroi Hotbox Guzifer and I tell you it’s possessed
The uterous. It’s a ute.
mother trucker
It must feel rejuvenating coming out of it every day
i once had a car i named ‘Alice’.
i had just purchased this vehicle ('80 celica sunchaser) in west vrginia, and was driving it back when white rabbit came on the radio… the song ended and i start flipping through channels and i stumble on white rabbit playing on another station!
the song ends and i start scanning again and i shit you not, i found a third white rabbit playing.
bonus info; plates i ordered and used: “LCFR”
We own a VW Polo and called it Pollie. Then I got a newer Polo, company car. We called it Marc, as in Marc-O-Polo
My first car was a green buick lasabre that I got from a relative. It was held together by duct tape and redneck engineering, and wasn’t even supposed to make it through high school. As a condition for receiving the car, I had to continue calling it the green hornet. Ever since, my cars have been named after a famous movie vehicle. My current car is a blue civic, so naturally I had to name it the bluesmobile
I had an Impala that I named Vlad, so it was “Vlad the Impala”.
My current car is named Moxxi, after Mad Moxxi
Haha, I was reading through these and realized we both named our catch a rides after a borderlands theme. Mine is Hyperion, or hype for short.
I stopped naming inanimate objects after I named a bong and it got destroyed on the first day 😞😭
I bought a Tesla Model 3 back when they were new and I like Halo, so I named it “Silent Cartographer” for both being quiet and going places. It’s wordy AND nerdy, so I don’t really refer to it by its name.
My first car was named “Safely”. Regardless of the quality of my driving, I was driving Safely.
My current car is Carefully.
Wait, what happened to Safely ?
I guess they were driving Safely, but not carefully
Got a little too safe - transmission started going out, so it became tough to even reach freeway speed.
had a 2014 Chevy Cruze named Terry
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I have a bright orange Subaru Crosstrek named Poppy.
Same car! I covered her with stickers and vinyls. Her name is Lydia the Tattooed Subie.
Colorado?
Nope. East coast.
lol fair. My Subaru and I just migrated from Colorado to the east coast. Your description made me miss home.
we named our first electric car “White Fire” as an hommage to the launch roller coaster “Blue Fire” in the theme park Europa Park (Germany) near where we live.
In January we gave back the white car to the leasing company and got a gray one, which is now named “Greyfire”.
My current vehicle is The Blue Meanie.
Previously, I had a Kia that I called The Kill Ya, a cavalier that I dubbed The Crasholier, and my first car I called The B-Mobile.
