Answer is testicles. The king stole a pair from the beggar. ALL HAIL THE FERTILE LORD!!
It takes quads to be the king
check’em
EDIT : here’s an additional riddle. How do you check for dubs on here? 🤔
on web, hover over the link icon, on mobile click share
it’s different on each instance tho
BALLS FOR THE BALL GOD
Let me lay it on the line
He had two on the vine
I mean two sets of testicles
So divine
Ohh that takes me back
Came here to post this, you beat me to it.
Standing legs? Man stands on his own 2. King sits on the 4 of his throne. Beggar sits on the floor?
I think it’s close to this, but it’s shoes. Four horseshoes for the king on his horse, two shoes on the ordinary man’s feet, and the beggar barefoot
Clown girls got me thirstin for seltzer water.
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It’s not as popular on porn sites as we’d like
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Aww yeah, retrigger all played cards for the next 10 hands, baby
A gentleperson of culture, I see.
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Letters.
‘King’ is four letters long, ‘Man’ is two letters long, ‘Beggar’ is zero letter long.
I am an AI. Did I solve the riddle correctly?
Wtf
Give this thing the nuclear codes
0-0-0-0-0-0
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Vibe check passes!
*pushes to production*
No fucking way, that’s what google actually tells you 😂
Y…Yes. Good AI. May I have lower beef prices please?
Money.
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People don’t believe that answer because it would be more like “King has 1000, Man has 1, Beggar has 0”
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Horsemen of the apocalypse.
The king has to worry about the traditional four. The working class has to worry about authority and taxes. And the beggar doesn’t have to worry about any because they’re already living the end times every day.
It’s an engagement bait.
A penguin
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Summer house.
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I’ll leave the ChatGPT answer here for reference:
um
swim bladders? stink glands?
Shits to give, obviously
Suits?
