mayflower@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 months agoWhat is the least amusing joke you're aware of?message-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down15
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the least amusing joke you're aware of?mayflower@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 7 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareBizarroland@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up8·7 months agoThree moles were digging a tunnel. One of the moles farts. The next mole says, “smells like rutabagas”. The next mole says, “smells like carrots”. After a long pause, the first mole turns to the last mole that has not spoken yet and asks what they smell. The last mole says “molasses” and gets back to digging.
minus-squareBizarroland@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoI read this joke when I was maybe 13 and I never understood it. More than a decade later I was randomly driving around and I remembered this joke and got it.
Three moles were digging a tunnel. One of the moles farts. The next mole says, “smells like rutabagas”. The next mole says, “smells like carrots”.
After a long pause, the first mole turns to the last mole that has not spoken yet and asks what they smell.
The last mole says “molasses” and gets back to digging.
I read this joke when I was maybe 13 and I never understood it. More than a decade later I was randomly driving around and I remembered this joke and got it.