Secdee? Secdeez nuts!
Came here to post this.
Came where?
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ecs dee
The Kremlin loves these idiots.
Good sheep make the best voters.
Fear and Anger seem to be the strongest strings to puppeteer an idiot.
And vice versa. Easy bet these people would rather have Putin as president than Joe Biden.
Sec deez nuts bro
Dude at the end looking at his two e’s like he put them in the wrong order. Just priceless.
The south will ries agani!
If only it said the south will rye again.
Rye is awesome!
As a Canadian this reminds me of Quebec. They’re always going on about seceding, but they’re land locked, and without the rest of the country they’d be financially and socially FUCKED.
Reminder that Texas’s yearly operating budget is roughly 51 billion, and they receive 62 billion in federal aid, so without the rest of the country, Texas can’t even run the state
Quebec isn’t landlocked…
Not only is it not landlocked, it separates all of the Atlantic Maritime provinces from the rest of Canada, and governs part of the Great Lake waterways.
Texas is on the Gulf of Mexico… Also, I double checked and you used a proper ellipsis so we can be friends.
If Texas actually tries to secede, it’s likely we’ll see a West Virginia situation where the eastern part of Texas remains with the US because of Dallas, Houston, Austin, and San Antonio.
Nevermind the St. Lawrence and the fact that Montreal is a huge shipping port, there’s also that wee bit of water called Hudson Bay. I don’t think that fellow understands what ‘land locked’ means.
but they’re land locked
Yeah, except for the main East maritime entryway and port lol. Classic good ol’ Quebec bashing.
Would that be beneficial to them though?
Quebec is the sea route to the Great lakes and the interior of North America. The absolutely enormous benefits of this are precisely why Quebec was conquered in the first place.
That’s not how that math works out, you are not including taxes collected. The balance is still negative but there’s a smaller gap.
Isn’t taxes in the 51 million?
just you wait until an enterprising film lecturer creates a film that no one can stop watching until they starve to death and it falls into the hands of voluntary amputee Quebecois separatists who use it to execute minor government attachés!
And what percentage of the national debt will they take with them when they leave? Same with Alberta. That’s where it all falls apart.
Worth it to get rid of those chuckle fucks. Their money benefits me in no way.
Love how they get a random black guy/gal involved, like they wouldn’t be decorating the nearest tree if these fuckers got their way.
Words clearly fail them too
Or they fail the words 🤔…
The words, they fail.
they already tried to secede with their electric grid…
It collapsed…
oops?
It is funny to see the calls like this and also the calls for civil war. The number of texans capable of shooting down an F35 with the puny small arms they bought is zero. Shoot, replace F35 with any plane built in the past 50 years.
That is why there will never be a civil war.
Before you start mumbling something about republicans flying F35s, keep in mind you actually have to have an ounce of intelligence to fly one. If they had any intelligence they would not be republican.
You could just be racist. There are plenty of very smart and very racist people.
Texan here. We don’t want a civil war, it’s just far right nutjobs. We would do fine as our own country, but things would be worse quality of life wise.
Does Texas become open season or would war have to be declared? Mainly I don’t want to join/get drafted but I’m down to fuck around.
Ive been to the state fair. TX with never rise again with that amount of deep fried butter
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You need a fuck-ton of infrastructure to keep fighter jets flying. The service time to fight time ratio is ~18:1. Nothing but an established state has the organization and the logistics supply to keep one in the air.
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You still would need the help of the entire government to keep the jets flying and armed. No fuel delivery? Cut out of satelite usage? No GPS? You’re fucked and then put in jail and/or to death, because the US have death penalty
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What “you’re telling me” doesn’t make any sense. How on earth would holding a little airbase surrounded by the largest military force in the world, and a NATO member?
Don’t they make F35 in Texas?
Anybody good with anagrams care to tell me what it should or could say?
I cheated by knowing what the nutjobs want this time ::: spoiler spoiler texas should secede from the USA because Biden doesn’t let them kill refugees :::
Thanks! I didn’t know that word, so I would never have gotten that.
Also wtf!
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2Z8gg4IFW7/?igsh=dGFqanNxcmZqNzNw
This is what Munich looked like last week when their politicians started discussing moving immigrants to a “model state” somewhere in Africa. Just saying…
“iced see”
“see cd e”
“Dee’s Ice”
“seed.ce ->” but they’ll need scissors to chop up the “!”
“We’ll make mariguana even more illegal! With harsher punishment! And we’ll make legal guns even BIGGER ‘n’ faster! Don’t tread on me YEEHAW!”
The south with cries again 😂
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Them, too.
