Their debt transfers to you.

removal of debt happens by way of destruction of banking infrastructure. this may or may not be related to other harm

– this is actually how quite a lot of people got debts cleared on 9/11 (this was before offsite backups)

The debt alwaye gets randomly assigned to another person

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When you have obtained your superpower, you lose your ability to obtain any new superpowers.

The ability to think is lost

The highest voted side effect applies for all powers obtained in this way.

Lemmy.ml bans you.

You have analysis paralysis. You can do everything, but you can’t figure out what you want to do at any given time, so you just do nothing.

Every attempt at thought or action ends in an omnipotence paradox. E.g., can God make a rock so heavy even he can’t lift it?

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Having unlimited power means you control everything. You have no time to enjoy your power because you’re constantly making sure the laws of physics stay and balance so the universe doesn’t dissolve.

You also gain impotence. Congratulations! You now know that you can only be a god by being a paradox

You conserve your angular momentum, so if you move at all in latitude the earth we’ll be moving at a different speed. It would be like stepping out of a moving vehicle onto the freeway but a whole lot faster.

But anyone within 50 miles with the same zodiac sign turns into a chicken

By throwing a D10k

You need to wear a ring to use it, and undead monsters hunting for the ring will instantly know where you are. It may or may not have a mind of its own convincing you to never part ways with it.

Only works when no one is looking at you… and when you’re naked.

you can see the future, but only at your current location relative to the center of the galaxy, so you always just see the vacuum of space.

Everything you touch turns into a potato

You are a gnat.

Your arms are now wings with no hands like a birds.

But you develop a terrible and incurable fear of heights.

You can talk to animals now. I think what you mean is you want them to be able to talk too.

Everytime you talk to an animal, every moving living being around you looks like the animal you talked to for the next 2 hours.

Your already can talk to animals. We all understand you.

you can talk to animals, but they don’t want to (they are very prejudiced)

But only about collecting stamps.

You can talk to them but they can’t understand you.

You can talk to animals, but it includes insects and birds… and you can’t shut their conversion out for some peace and quiet

You have uncurable IBS

Your farts are now so powerful that they propel you upwards without bending any laws of physics

The only way you can generate fart power is by eating poo.

You’re an admin on reddit

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