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It’s Joever
Never been more Joever.
this is without a doubt the most joever it has ever been and, god willing, ever will be
Yes, it can’t be more Joever until he croaks. Which is hopefully caught on camera.
They’ll say he died of a broken heart
The final Joevering still awaits us.
opens isitjoever.com scale
Wait…
taps the scale, the arrow bounces around and stops around 100%
It cannot be…
shakes the scale and places it onto the table, the arrow moves to 100%
Is it… joever?
He is Bidone.
FUCKING LIBERALS GAHH“If only he could have made that decision sooner.” You fucking assholes have been saying that his obvious brain damage is a fucking stutter for five fucking years! Shut the fuck up!
2020: umm pointing out Biden’s mental decline is ableist sweetie.
2024: wow Biden is fucked up, how come he didn’t come forward sooner???
Liberals are always retroactively correct
Not left, not right, forward.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
“It is never time to learn any lessons from our failures of long term planning.”
We need a president who’s boring in a good way, like Obama. His worst scandal was wearing a tan suit hehe
memoryholing the Snowden leaks
The tan suit thing was pretty ridiculous tbf
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
That was then. This is now.
people need to understand Biden exists in the context of all in which he lives and what came before him, you think he just fell out of a coconut tree?
every… fucking… time
This is how Bernie Sanders can still win.
No, it’s her turn
Sorry Kamala. We already have a president chosen
Who has the Rolodex? I need Juan Guiado’s number.
WRONG, it’s HER turn
Kamala/Sanders
Last time I went out for a run, Trump got shot. This time I come back and Joe Biden has been retired.
The mistress of fate fears my calvesHave you considered changing from weekly runs to daily runs?
It’s her turn
Finally a real educated respectable politician unlike drumpf who is a very rude guy.
She never sleeps, the Hilldawg. She says that she will never die. She whips and nay-nays in shadow and in light and she is a great favorite. She never sleeps. She is dancing, dancing. She says that she will never die.
Sadly she has shit political instincts and thus hasn’t been building the base support to make her nomination possible this time around. She would’ve snagged it from Kamala though (and then lost to Trump again)
it’s her turnMarxism-Coconutism
You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you.
Kamala demonstrating Marxist historical materialism.
On Hexbear we uphold Kamalaite thought
We’re all Khive now!
Fucking nice
Where’s Obama?Take this bit on the road please
What does that mean?
It would be funny posted/commented “unironically” on reddit and twitter, but first no self-harm
I think republicans think this, my dad’s boss told him that kamala was a scary radical communist back in 2019
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Probably. I think most of the other potential DNC ghouls are scared of eating shit and getting the mantle of Hillary 2.0 when they’re fine waiting for 2028.
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kamala is a big time word bungler though
It’s so funny that she is just as much a marble mouth as Biden is
to be fair, we have no idea how she sounds sober
and we never will
I don’t know, imagine the hell of seeing him not shielded/prepped by his staff and knowing that you lost to that. She wasn’t like this in the 2016 primaries
Candidate and VP Kamala probably has different drug cocktail mixologists
Hard to just cold turkey stop benzos like that. She’s gonna be shakey if she has to make an unscheduled live appearance and didn’t have time to redose.
It’s hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these Xannies in my mouth
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Kamala 2024: Have You Ever Had a Dream You Um You Had Your You You You Could You’ll Do You Could You You Want You Want Them To Do So Much You Could Do Anything
She sounds like she abuses Alprazolam.
She’s the best chance they have to win imho. Because picking anyone else looks like extreme ratfuckery and loses a lot of the base. (And people here overrate how supposedly unlikeable she is lol).
Kamala explains the eternal science of dialectics
The guesses that she’ll perform poorly are based on the 2016 primary where she wasn’t unlikeable as much as she was bland and forgettable. She’s just a blank slate now people can project what they want onto her.
I still don’t think she has a good shot and that Whitmer or Newsom would have it. I’ll be surprised by her alleged likability when I see it.
Edit: tbf I do know some suburban wine mom/aunt libs who love her. So clearly there’s a demographic there. Problem is that it’s very similar to Hillary’s. I don’t know if that’ll be enough to push her over the edge.
Having the first female/non-white president is probably going to be the card they play. Will probably play up her being half-black more than half-Indian and make comparisons to Obama.
Yeah this. Its the easiest transition. And i know its hard for me to imagine how people who don’t really follow this stuff feel about her, or how people who are going to
feel about her. I do think people will like her less the more they see of her, but i don’t know that it will matter.I don’t think it really matters what people feel about her. The dems strategy is negative partisanship and abortion. The candidate doesnt matter as long as they can keep the conversation on Trump and abortion. Harris is really bad at this, on top of being an outright ghoul, but she can at least say the word abortion. And abortion is already boosting the base and going to drive people to vote.
I’m not saying she’ll win, but i think more or less anyone but Biden could be competitive in this race. It could go either way, but i think people here are a little kneejerk that the dems will lose to Trump.
Disclaimer- i don’t care about this election or who wins. I’ve just followed this stuff for way to long to not have an oponion on what might happen.
Death to Amerikkka of course
no way in hell it’s gonna happen
Lol okay. What i said could happen is that she could win or lose, just that it’s not impossible for her to win
Another big factor is all of that money that’s been donated to the Biden campaign that only she has clear legal access to
I saw someone mention Mark Kelly, the astronaut turned AZ senator that flipped AZ blue. I think people could get behind that with the right campaign. I dunno if the DNC is that competent though
Biden endorsed Kamala on twitter but it’s not his decision. The candidate will likely be chosen by the DNC in August.
3 months to hustle. The DNC got this in the bag lol
as long as she’s the nominee she’s paying for my next decade of bong rips
She probably has the best odds anyways
i saw a poll (🙄) where she was losing but the governor of PA would beat trump
Kamala has the current vibe though, and as dumb as it sounds people have won on that before.
Doubtful, until like a week ago she was the only Dem that polled worse than Biden against Trump. Literally any Dem governor would win, and most of the house reps and senators probably would too.
I struggle to believe that Newsome would win. You could just say “Governor of California” and lose 2/3rds of the country (and they really wouldn’t be wrong, or rather right for the wrong reasons)
looks like joe’s team just tweeted an endorsement for her
Do they have any other choice? There are a grand total of zero potential candidates with any sort of charisma.
Maybe AOC could have worked but she’s not old enough yet.
AOC was on the keep Biden in train lmao
Wasn’t everybody doing the “Biden is still good” dance in public and only shat on him behind closed doors?
Maybe she knows he’s dead and wanted them to weekend at Bernie’s him
Tbh I think Whitmer could win. This is going to be another “vote against Trump” election, and she was literally targeted by MAGA nuts who wanted to drown her in Lake Michigan. Plus she single-handedly delivers one of the swing states that Dems need.
That’s what they have been polling for so it will be very funny if it isn’t
Yes. Joe took out himself and whoever replaces him, and possibly the Democratic party itself. NO WAY Trump can lose now, and if they put up Kopmala it will be an epic sweep. I will eat these words with a mustard sandwich if somehow the Dems win, but I’m feeling pretty safe, tbh.
My take away from this is that it wasn’t the genocide, it wasn’t even his shitty debate performance, it was fucking covid that pushed this asshole over the edge. A small amount of justice for all the people who are suffering and dying from this terrible disease that Biden for years has simply been ignoring.
Yep, it was 100% Covid. Either that or his health has declined so much his staff is using Covid as an excuse.
I’m guessing he had another stroke or brain aneurysm or something and he’s even more incoherent now. He had, what, two aneurysms when he was relatively young? Now he probably has Parkinson’s and he’s had covid like three times, he’s probably even more noticably cooked than he was for the debate.
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So… Kamalah’s run can get three boosts from Biden now.
First if he’s hospitalized.
Second, if he’s moved to hospice.
Third, when he kicks it.
If these things happen when Trump needs a media boost, he’s gonna have to do some truly amazing shark jumping to take back the media cycle from paying attention to Biden.
I’m guessing his mental state has deteriorated to the point where the amphetamine cocktail they give him to help him stay somewhat conscious during public appearances isn’t enough anymore and if they up the dose he’s actually at risk of dying.
and if they up the dose he’s actually at risk of dying.
His heart exploding on live tv during the next debate would’ve ruled
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Covid is officially an act of god
I don’t think he actually has Covid, I think he was incoherent and mentally not there before that event, so they blame Covid. I think it wasn’t even a secret among DNC politicians and donors, and at that point they could no longer pretend it was just one bad night.
They showed him the CIA heart attack gun they used on Bernie.
They had to show him a couple times
they went for the headshot too probably, judging by the look of things
They uncovered the secret of the Biden crime family and offered him a deal, drop out or we’ll show the world you and Hunter have been running z-library.
running z-library
Would’ve actually gotten him a few votes
Tbf with Biden that’s just hiding behind a curtain in the Oval Office and then jumping out and shouting, “Boo!”
This is how Biden got “Covid.”
May 1000 coconut trees bloom 🥥 🌴
But only if they are in neighborhoods for pell-grant recipient small business owners who just graduated college 3 years ago with fewer than 10 digits on their fingers
Ah, the coveted woodshop teacher-turned-Etsy store demographic
oh man the convention is going to be an absolute shit show. There’s no way for the democrats come out of this looking like anything other than usurpers of the democratic process.They won’t look like usperpers if they just give it to Kamala lol?
They will; that’s my point, they look like usurpers regardless of who they pick.
How do they look like usurpers if Biden voluntarily steps down and then they give the nomination to his Vice President?
Because you don’t vote for the VP choice in the primary, you vote for the president and they pick their VP later. Installing Kamala this way looks like, the party leaders wanted Kamala and used this as the way to get around the pesky “will of the voters” part that kept her out of the running in the first place in 2020.
I see what you’re saying but I disagree - we already had this play out in the sham of a primary. The party leaders wanted Biden, and they avoided the will of the voters by not running a primary at all in some states, or by running Biden unopposed.
I think most people who voted for Biden in the primary understood they were voting for Kamala as VP. I dont think this is how people are going to see the situation if Kamala is chosen. She certainly at least mitigates those feelings.
How much do you want to bed the lanyards are the ones to present the pick and their entire justification is, “we polled Democrats on these 4 candidates and our choice got the best (43%) approval!”? They will then call that democracy.
Ah yes, the infallible democratic process of the will of those that pick up a call from a number they don’t recognize on a landline
Lie about working towards progressive causes.
Get elected.
Do nothing progressive. Instead, obsessively back a genocidal regime.
Have liberals back you for re-election under the assumption that you ever gave a shit.
Drop out and fade into as much obscurity as you possibly can after all the horror you’ve caused.
Crush unions, overturn Roe v. Wade, fund Nazis, expand fracking, fund cops, start wars, do genocide.
Retire as most progressive president since FDR somehow. Hand over a losing election to a black woman on your way out.
Oh yea, its coconut tree-pilled and context-maxxing time
heh, you kids were all out partying and ripping fat clouds meanwhile I was practicing the context of all that came before
Wasn’t it insane how the mainstream press completely silenced Tara reade and accused her of being a Russian plant?
May he be tortured to death by hallucinations of those he’s killed in his life as a politician and the lives of those ruined with his policies. May he forget all that’s beautiful in this world as he slips gracelessly from his mortal coil. Rest in piss, bastard
Love it, but unfortunately he’s still the President, so he’s got seven months of ruining the world left to do.
he’s still the President
For now. He’s a shambling corpse on his second or third bout of COVID, and this week’s decade just began – don’t count out pleading the 25th just yet.
