This man has clearly never met a lesbian before.
A military consisting entirely of leather-clad bears and diesel dykes would destroy everyone.
Whenever homophobes attempt to demasculate gay men, I always think of this Steve Hughes bit.
“I want a big strong man to fuck me in the ass” lmao - thank you for sharing.
I went to a live Frozen show and a (male) gay couple were sitting next to me. One was crying his eyes out as he sang along while the other was laughing and filming his partner. Both dudes were big, covered in tattoos, and could kick my ass handily.
Why the fuck would you want “alpha” versions in the military? It’s just full of bugs and barely usable.
I have (had) a friend who went full on Jordan Peterson and talked a lot about being an “alpha” male. I told him that I consider myself beta male, as I’ve learned from my mistakes and was upgraded to beta. He went full on bat shit crazy and told me that thinking like this is definitely not alpha material.
He also can’t hold a job (he’s 38), and blames all his problems on females. He is not willing to work on himself, as he’s the perfect alpha male. Yeah, fuck off you ignorant piece of shit.
Conservatives are not even trying to understand LGBTQ+ people. They lump them all into one group and have labeled them as such. There is no spectrum of attributes for this group. They are simply LGBTQ+ and nothing else.
Mental illness doesn’t work that way. You can’t just convince a conservative that all people are inherently the same just different flavors. They 100% need someone to be inferior to them otherwise their entire philosophy is dead on arrival
It’s just “us vs them” thinking and signaling.
“When you’re using a drag queen to recruit for the Navy, that’s not the people we want,” Cao said. “What we need is alpha males and alpha females who are going to rip out their own guts, eat ’em, and ask for seconds. Those are young men and women that are going to win wars.”
Dude, you’re talking about the Navy, lmao. I can’t imagine any place in the Navy outside of the seals where you’d need or even want high-on-testosterone meat heads. Even then though, you severely underestimate a gay man’s (or woman’s) ability to be a 'roided-out meat head.
Also the seals are disproportionately pre transition last I heard.
Naval intelligence on the other hand, wildly disproportionately queer.
Hell the modern gay community has its roots in a fuck ton of people falling in gay love in WWII and deciding to stay where they were dropped off instead of going back to the middle of nowhere.
This man needs to understand the fact that, as a heroic partisan once said, homosexuals are not cowards
I have a hypothesis that the reason there’s so many LGBTQ people in cybersecurity is that they learned from an early age how to hide their activities from other people using a lot of the same techniques hackers use.
Yeah and no weak poor people in the military either, just wealthy and powerful nepo babies whoops I mean alphas. Only people on the front lines should be politicians, millionaires, and billionaires since they are so much more effective than anyone else. /s
Wait wait I’m here for it. Get the status quo to defend themselves
I can support this, especially if we stick them all on one ship and we get blame the Maine on Spain 2 electric boogaloo!
So how soon do we find out he’s on Grinder?
Isn’t it Grindr (without the e) ? … or so I have heard.
Grindr… That’s that app for finding hot hoagies in my area?
Ah yes, the best military is the one full of “alphas”, where nobody let’s anyone else tell them what to do.
Sounds like someone’s looking for a boyfriend who will pull his hair
An ignorant idiot says what…?
The military is a heirarchal organization. Having individual expression in it opens the door to like doubting the mission. I actually think it would be funnier if the military just banned gender entirely: “the military has one gender and its pronouns are They/Them”
They don’t even need “they/them” when they have ranks.
My gender is “Sergeant”
And job based, Nobody is stopping to question why a woman is answering the radio when they need fire support. At that moment her gender is 50-100 meters of death on demand.
Wait till the conservatives find out about Privates
You joke but, “My name is Drill Sergeant, My pronoun is Drill Sergeant, My descriptor in any way coming out of your mouth is Drill Sergeant, Do you understand recruit?” has definitely been said. And the whole gender blindness thing has been tried to varying success rates. “We don’t have men and women, we have Soldiers”
The problem comes with actual regulatory and medically required differences. For example they aren’t issuing men tampons and women are required to have a separate bathroom or latrine trench. So officially banning sex isn’t possible. But half of the force does not have the education or willingness to recognize the difference between sex and gender. (Some really are barely high school graduates of bad school systems and others are just idiot conservatives) It doesn’t really matter why they won’t recognize the difference when all of the protections for women are dropped in some units.
To be honest, with the exception of sexual assault the military does pretty well trying to integrate women. And that may be improving, we’ve had high level, outside the chain of command, flag officers, reporting directly to the service secretary SA investigations for less than a year. (Dec 2023) So we’ll see where the data goes with that.
Good luck doing Jack shit without naval intelligence
Also like half the marines are bi and closeted from what I hear
The marines eat the full rainbow of crayons?
The marines are as straight and manly as cat be, that’s why they keep humping each other and joking about dick sucking
Uh. Dicks are super manly though, definitionally. Just to agree with you
E: I forgot to account for female ones.
“Whats manlier than two men?” -Red from OSP
And cats are known for how straight they are.
half the
marinesgeneral population are bi and closetedHalf? LMAO with as many dicks as they doodle on anything the moment you give them a crayon they don’t immediately chew on, its gotta be like 90%
Oh dude, the entire combat facing section of the military is deeply weird to civilians. And incredibly insular. They’d have to completely hollow out the military to change it.
This guy is definitely a bottom.
Another weird Republican snowflake. So many of them lately.
Not that long ago the GOP was all about how women should not be in the military.
They still are, but they gotta move the needle back there gradually. It’s not in vogue to restrict women to feminine roles just now.
